Do a lot of people dress up as professors for Halloween? “‘Looking for a scandalous Halloween costume? Dress as a professor… They don’t cover anything’ *badum tsssss*” was posted on Twitter by Matte Brown on October 16, 2014. “Found this on yik yak. ‘Wanna be slutty for halloween? Dress as a professor, they barely cover anything’” was posted on Twitter by kala elizabeth♡ about an hour later on October 16, 2014.
“Planning on wearing a slutty costume for Halloween? Dress as my professors, they barely cover anything important” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 2, 2017.
Twitter
Matte Brown
@Pro_Organista
”@rayporter2060: Looking for a scandalous Halloween costume? Dress as a professor… They don’t cover anything” *badum tsssss*
11:46 AM - 16 Oct 2014
Twitter
kala elizabeth♡
@picketttt
Found this on yik yak. “Wanna be slutty for halloween? Dress as a professor, they barely cover anything”
12:45 PM - 16 Oct 2014
Twitter
tay reel
@tayreel
“do you want to find a slutty costume for Halloween? dress like a professor…cause they don’t cover anything!”
10:16 AM - 17 Oct 2014
Reddit—Jokes
Planning on wearing a slutty costume for Halloween?
submitted August 2, 2017 by ZVNexus
Dress as my professors, they barely cover anything important.
Reddit—Jokes
If you’re looking for a slutty Halloween costume…
submitted October 7, 2018 by WJMorris3
Dress as a professor. They barely cover anything important.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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