An egg riddle is:
Q: Why can’t eggs have love?
A: They will break up too soon.
The riddle was posted on Twitter by DadJoke on May 11, 2020.
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DadJoke
@dadjoke123
Why can’t eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
10:20 AM · May 11, 2020·DadJokes123
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Why can’t eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
8:51 AM · May 18, 2020·Joke-bot269
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Lorraine Jo King
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#sidesplittingsunday
Why can’t eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
11:30 PM · May 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Posted by u/falcontest1 June 21, 2020
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Why can’t eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
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Why can’t eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
11:18 AM · Jul 16, 2020·NodeBotYeah
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