For Dummies is a series of instructional/reference books. A joke was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on June 17, 2012:
“I bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies’. All the answers were wrong.”
Related “dummies” sayings include “I’ve just seen a very confusing book—‘Ventriloquism for Dummies‘“ and “The goal of the ‘for dummies’ books is to get rid of their target audience.”
Wikipedia: For Dummies
For Dummies is an extensive series of instructional/reference books which are intended to present non-intimidating guides for readers new to the various topics covered. The series has been a worldwide success with editions in numerous languages.
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies’.
All the answers were wrong.
10:03 AM · Jun 17, 2012·TweetDeck
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Mr.Opposite Of Ugly®
@LiVe_2SwAg
I bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies’.
All the answers were wrong.
1:20 PM · Apr 15, 2013·Twitter for Android
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davidwadhams
@davidwadhams
Just bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies’. and all the answers were wrong.
9:31 AM · Dec 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies’.
All the answers were wrong.\
-Cortez
11:45 PM · Jul 18, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I bought a book called ‘Mathematics for dummies’.
All the answers were wrong.
6:45 PM · Jul 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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