Possums are often found dead in the middle of the road. A joke was posted on Facebook by Dean Young on January 26, 2020:
“If you get lost in the woods
Find a possom, follow it.
You will be in the middle of a road in no time.”
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Dean Young
January 26, 2020 ·
If you get lost in the woods
Find a possom, follow it.
You will be in the middle of a road in no time
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Kimberly Wright
January 26, 2020 ·
If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it.
You will be in the middle of a road in no time.
😁
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Graber
@lil_kleetus
If you get lost in the woods find a possum and follow it, you’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
9:15 PM · Jan 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Douglas Dotson
@tipfromdad
If you get lost in the woods find a possum and follow it you’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
#tipsfromdad
8:57 AM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Zod
@shaun_life
If you get lost in the woods
Find a possum, follow it
You will be in the middle of the road in no time.
9:56 AM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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👊🏻Bramley the Manly👊🏻
@bramleythemanly
If you get lost in the #woods, find a #possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time!
#WordsOfWisdom
3:33 PM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Bama’S Outdoors
@BamaOutdoors
If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
3:49 PM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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♤𝕱𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝕸𝖊𝖝𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖓♤
@Lino_Montana
Sound advice:
If your lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it.
You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
#fullmetaladvice
3:52 PM · Feb 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Crazy World
August 12, 2020 ·
If your lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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