A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“You can’t bomb your way to democracy” (4/21)
“You can’t ban your way to freedom” (4/21)
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“One book that always has a sad ending is a check book”

“A shady business never yields a sunny life”

“My wife dresses to kill; she cooks the same way”

“A race horse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time”

“The Lord giveth and the IRS taketh away”

Gangplank Willies (reporters covering ship news at the trans-Atlantic docks)

BrooklyKnight or Brooklyn Knight (Brooklyn Nets mascot)

Queensite (inhabitant of Queens)

Queenser (inhabitant of Queens)

Conveyor Belt of Wall Street (Wharton School nickname)

Wall Street-Washington Corridor

Goldman Sachsony (Goldman Sachs + Saxony)

Wall Street of the West (17th Street in Denver)

Crown Jewel of Wall Street (40 Wall Street)

Concorde Hotel (Radisson Martinique on Broadway)

“Liberty is being free from the things we don’t like in order to be slaves of the things we do like”

Wall Street of the West (Montgomery Street in San Francisco)

“We forgive a child afraid of the dark; the real tragedy is when men are afraid of the light”

“If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend the first four of them sharpening my axe”

Jenga Building (56 Leonard Street)

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams”

“Write drunk, edit sober”

Bowen’s Rule (Bowen’s Law; Bowen’s Revenue Theory of Cost)

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography”

“If you want to get laid, go to college; if you want an education, go to the library”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Back to the drawing board” (starting over after failure)

Led Robster or Lead Robster (Red Lobster nickname)

Whitey One-Bite (White Castle nickname)

Five Guys Boogers and Flies (Five Guys Burgers and Fries nickname)

Booger King (Burger King nickname)

Governmedia (government + media)

Governmedia (government + media)

“History is a set of lies agreed upon”

Rotten Ronnie’s (McDonald’s nickname)

Nerdstrom or Nerdstorm (Nordstrom nickname)

Timmy Ho’s (Tim Hortons nickname)

Beer Thirty

“Party hearty”

“Around the corner where fudge is made” (the buttocks; the bathroom)

Texas Penny ($100 bill)

Putting Green (a bed of parsley)

“Party down”

Power of the Purse

“Party on”

“Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin”

“An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows”

Toxic Smell (Taco Bell nickname)

Bubba Dump (Bubba Gump Shrimp Company nickname)

RadioShaft or Radio Shaft (RadioShack or Radio Shack nickname)

RadioSlack or Radio Slack (RadioShack or Radio Shack nickname)

“Pessimism never won any battle”

“Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.”

Moxie (carbonated beverage)

“There is no substitute for hard work”

“Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits”

“Great ideas originate in the muscles”

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle”

“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods; they need all the preservatives they can get”

“If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public”

“When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost”

“A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship”

Seagull Manager (Seagull Management)

Sushi Sickness

Generation XL

“Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often”

Donkey Sauce

“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement”

“I don’t have a bank account because I can’t remember my mother’s maiden name”

“The way taxes are today, you might as well marry for love”

“I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank” (singer Ethel Merman)

“An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut”

“I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank” (singer Ethel Merman)

“What’s the difference between a minarchist and an anarchist? Six months”

“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens you can bet it was planned that way.”

“The real menace to our republic is the invisible government”

“There are no accidents in politics”

“No news is good news; no journalists is even better”

“How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?” (joke)

“Down goes Frazier!”

“A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics”

“A libertarian is a conservative who’s been busted”

“Libertarians are anarchists with money”

“Proper tea is theft” (anarchist joke)

“Anarchy is better than no government at all”

“It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education”

“The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” / “Not in a row!” (joke)

“Go hang a salami! I’m a lasagna hog!” (palindrome)

“Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army”

“A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind and touches a heart”

“Knowledge is the greatest gift”

“The life you live is the lesson you teach”

“Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself”

“If you don’t swear while driving, then you’re not paying much attention to the road at all”

“You can’t be right by doing wrong; you can’t be wrong by doing right”

“I’m not fat—I’m just easy to see”

“Teaching—We’re not in it for the income; we’re in it for the outcome”

“Tell me and I forget; teach me and I may remember; involve me and I will learn”

“A libertarian is a Republican who smokes pot”

“Legalize freedom—vote Libertarian”

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