“I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds”

“I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds”—bacon does not have seeds— is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“I’m trying to be healthy and grow my own food…. but I can’t find any Bacon seeds” was posted on Twitter by The Weed Yorker on March 14, 2012.
     
Related jokes include “I want to grow my own food, but I haven’t been able to find donut seeds,” “I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds” and “Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?”

 
     
Twitter
The Weed Yorker
@weedyorker
I’m trying to be healthy and grow my own food…. but I can’t find any Bacon seeds
9:46 AM · Mar 14, 2012·SocialOomph
   
Twitter
PUNTED CUNT TORNADO
@SaraESpivey
I’d grow my own food & eat healthier & all that shit, bit I can’t find any bacon seeds.
10:59 PM · Mar 22, 2012·Favstar.FM
 
Twitter
Peter Pan
@peterpanwine
I really want to grow my own food but i just cant find any bacon seeds #bacon
7:11 PM · Sep 13, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
I really wanted to become more self-sufficient this year and grow my own food but I couldn’t find any bacon seeds.
12:05 AM · Apr 15, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Peninsula Clarion (Kenai, AK)
Northwood Plaza revives popular location with new shopping sites
Tuesday, August 9, 2016 10:01am
(...)
A wall plaque in The Rustic Barn proclaims, “I want to grow my own food! But, I can’t find any bacon seeds.”
           
Twitter
Hacker T Dog
@HackerTDog
I want to start growing my own food but I can’t find bacon seeds anywhere.
8:32 AM · Jan 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
The Carnivore Kid®
@TheCarnivoreKid
I’ll grow my own food as soon as I find some bacon seeds. #bumpersticker
9:48 PM · Jun 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Google Books
East Texas Nan’s Favorite 1,000+ Quotes, Anecdotes, Timeless Wisdom and More
By Susan G. Davis
DORRANCE Publishing Company Incorporated
2019
Pg. ?:
I’d grow my own food, if only I could find bacon seeds.
 
Google Books
Title I’d Grow My Own Food If I Could Find Bacon Seeds: College Ruled Lined Writing Notebook Journal, 6x9, 120 Pages
Author Penn Brooks
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1711326704, 9781711326702
Length 122 pages
 
WEEI Sports Radio Network
Thinking out loud: Thoughts on Aaron Hernandez documentary
JOHN ROOKE
JANUARY 24, 2020 - 3:41 PM
(...)
Decided that I’d really like to be healthier, and maybe grow my own food?  Trouble is, I can’t find a place that sells bacon seeds.