“I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds”

“I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds” is a jocular one-line saying. “I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds” was cited on Twitter on November 17, 2014.
     
Related jokes include “I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds,” “I want to grow my own food, but I haven’t been able to find donut seeds” and “Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?”

   
           
Twitter
Women’s Humor
@WomensHumor
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
7:30 PM - 17 Nov 2014
 
Funny Status
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
November 18, 2014
 
Twitter
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@Amaranthine___
I really wanna grow my own food but no one makes Pizza seeds
11:34 AM - 19 Nov 2014
 
Facebook
Just Status
November 19, 2014 ·
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
 
Facebook
Spencer The Reinbear
December 4, 2014 ·
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds…