Day 3—Tuesday

The following words or phrases are about Tuesday:
   
“(I will gladly pay you Tuesday for) A hamburger today”
“A Tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy Monday”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Always keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Tuesday”
“Cinco De Mayo on Taco Tuesday and it’s ruined by a virus with the same name as a Mexican beer”
“Cinco de Mayo will fall on Taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is what we’ve been training for”
“Coffee, because Tuesday happens every week”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s just Tuesday?”
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s only Tuesday?”
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Tuesday?”
“HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be a Friday”
“I’m ready for the weekend, but it’s only Tuesday”
“‘It’s been a long week,’ I say in the middle of the day on Tuesday”
“‘It’s been a long week.’—Me, in the middle of Tuesday”
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you”
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
“It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early”
“‘It’s just been a rough week.’—Me, in the middle of Tuesday”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
“Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday”
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
“Monday is just Taco Tuesday Eve”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Monday? You mean Taco Tuesday Eve!”
“Mondays are now ‘Taco Tuesday Eve’ until further notice”
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday”
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday”
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
“Shut up. You’re not seizing the day. Nobody seizes a Tuesday. Psychopath”
“Taco Tuesday Eve is why Mondays are great!”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Tuesday”
“This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is what we’ve been training for”
“Three facts about Tuesday. 1. It’s not Friday. 2. Tomorrow’s not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow isn’t even Friday!”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s evil twin”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister”
“Tuesday is just second Monday”
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday”
“Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday”
“What came first, the taco or the Tuesday?”
“When you’re ready for the weekend, but it’s only Tuesday”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Boozeday Tuesday
Chewsday (chew + Tuesday)
Giving Tuesday (Tuesday after Thanksgiving)
Rally Tuesday
Taco Tuesday
Tanked Tuesday
Tasty Tuesday
Tequila Tuesday
Terrific Tuesday
Tipsy Tuesday
Trashed Tuesday (Trashy Tuesday)
Trashy Tuesday (Tuesday night gay bar-hopping in Dallas)
Turbo Tuesday
Turnaround Tuesday
Twisted Tuesday