“Thank you for calling the incontinence hotline. Please hold”
Many people call a business, only to hear, "Please hold!" "Incontinence Hotline - please hold" is a joke that was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.theatre.musicals on June 9,…
“Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us”
"Thank you for contacting [X]. Your call is very important to us" is a company's standard automated telephone message. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Blue Berrymore (the account…
“That ‘I’m off tomorrow’ sleep be hitting totally different”
"That 'I’m off tomorrow' sleep hit(s) different" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When there's no work the next day, a person can usually sleep later,…
“That ‘I’m off tomorrow’ sleep hit different”
"That 'I’m off tomorrow' sleep hit(s) different" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When there's no work the next day, a person can usually sleep later,…
“That ‘I’m off tomorrow’ sleep hits different”
"That 'I’m off tomorrow' sleep hit(s) different" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When there's no work the next day, a person can usually sleep later,…
“That awkward moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or you’re just forgetting everything”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything…”
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent'" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The #1 Family Shoe Chain in NY/NJ” (Fabco Shoes)
Fabco Shoes calls itself "The #1 Family Shoe Chain in NY/NJ." That means that a family owns the shoe stores -- not that the shoes descend from one family member to another.…
“The 3 C’s of life: Choices, Chances and Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance”
"The 3 C's of life: Choice. Chance. Change. You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The best ability is availability”
"The best ability is availability" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest ability is availability. Every Christian is a minister" -- used in a religious…
“The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle”
"The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was cited in 1921 in the Bostnn (MA) Sunday…
“The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore”
"The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“The best jeans and sneaker stores in America” (V.I.M.)
V.I.M. started in Brooklyn and proudly declares its slogan: "The best jeans and sneaker stores in America." Its website say it's been around since 1977, but trademark records say…
“The best kind of morning conversation is the one that doesn’t actually occur”
Many people do not function well in the morning. "The best kind of morning conversation, is the one that doesn't actually occur" was posted on Twitter by Piyush Wahal on October 11,…
“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”
"The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1903, when it…
“The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today”
"The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American author H. Jackson Brown, Jr. wrote the saying in his…
“The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Hostel Geeks1,000+ Beautiful Instagram Captions – A collection of Lyrics and QuotesLast Updated : 15.07.2019 Flashpacking(...)The best things in life are free. The…
“The best time to buy an antique is when you see it”
"The (best) time to buy an antique is when you see it" is a popular adage in the antiques business. If the prospective buyer waits, the item may be gone and it might not be possible to…
“The best time to make a sale is right after a sale”
"The best time to make a sale is right after a sale" is a popular selling adage. That's the time when a seller's confidence is the highest, and success can follow success.…
“The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does”
"The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does" is a jocular saying about retirement that has been included in many quotation collections. The saying…