The expression "deal with it" usually doesn't involve playing cards, but there are jokes. "I cant deal with it....Like a deck of cards glued together" was posted on Twitter…
Sometimes a golf ball is hit so hard and far, that any golf ball found in the area is claimed. A joke is that the golf ball was hit so hard that it changed brands! "You ever hit your golf ball…
"Sometimes I watch football holding an xbox controller just to screw with my mums head" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on July 2, 2011. The joke is that the speaker pretends…
"Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Adam Webb on February 11, 2014. Authorship is uncertain. Competitive…
"Sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make" is a popular sports adage that originated in baseball, but has been used by other sports as well. "Of Keltner, Veeck…
New York Yankee baseball slugger Babe Ruth (1895-1948) was known for his excessive eating and drinking as well as for his home run hitting. Many websites include a quotation where Ruth allegedly…
"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you" means the same thing as "sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." American essayist, lecturer, philosopher, and…
"Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?" is a saying that has been printed on gift items, such as T-shirts, caps and mugs. "Speed costs money. How fast do you want to…
"Split happens" is a bowling saying that has been printed on many images. Bowlers try to avoid a split (with pins left on opposite sides of the lane). The joke is a variation on the 1980s…
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it," said sportswriter Heywood Hale Broun (1918-2001), the son of newspaper columnist and sportswriter Heywood Broun (1888-1939). The quotation…
Many sports fans wear a jersey of their favorite player. This has been called "jock cosplay" or "sports cosplay." "RT @bellawonder: Football fans who wear jerseys: sports…
"Sports is the toy department of (human) life" was first said by New York City sportswriter Jimmy Cannon (1909-1973). It's not known when he first said it, however. The saying means…
Professional sports clubs hold a player draft; they select players by submitting a draft card to the podium when it's their turn to draft. It often happens that when a team's draft time…
"Statistics are for losers" means that the only statistic that matters is if a team won or lost -- not individual statistics, such as how many yards a player gained or how many points a…
"Statistics are like a Bikini bathing suit. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital" was said by economist (and later Baruch College professor) Aaron Levenstein,…
Statistics are important in baseball. American television journalist Harry Reasoner (1923-1991) is credited with saying: "Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple…
"Stay on the ice and pay the price" is an ice hockey adage. Hockey is a tiring game; players who stay on the ice and refuse to be substituted for ultimately "pay the price."…
"Steel sharpens steel" is an old saying; in sports, the saying means that the best get sharper (or better) by playing against the best. A wrestling article in the Cedar Rapids (IA)…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJoe@Joe_YinzerStreaks follow streaks and the #Pens are a perfect example.3:32 AM - 30 Mar 12 TwitterLayne Alexander@LJ1600Streaks follow streaks and the reds…
"Strike for show and spare for dough" is a popular bowling adage, cited in print from at least 1987 and 1996. The saying means that most people don't always bowl all strikes and have…