“Bacteria: rear entrance to a cafeteria”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterSamurai Noetic.@SupremeGREAMBacteria. The rear entrance to a cafeteria.11:59 PM · Dec 31, 2016·Twitter Web App Reddit -- TaglinesPosted by u/tagline_bot March 13,…
“Bananas get their stickers by being so well behaved”
Price look-up code stickers are placed on produce. They are not the same stickers that children get for good behavior, but there are jokes. "Bananas Get Their Stickers From Being Well…
“Banh Mi Pho Life”
"Banh Mi Pho Life" -- sounding like "Ban Me For Life" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Banh mi" and "Pho" are two popular…
“Baptists don’t recognize each other at the liquor store” (joke)
A popular joke about religion is: "Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize one another in the liquor store." The joke…
“Bar & Bra. Same letters, different words, but both keep men waiting eagerly till they open”
"Bar & Bra. Same letters, different words, but both keep men waiting eagerly till they open" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Bar light, bar bright. Cheers to all the drinks I had tonight! I wish I may, I wish I might, remember what I did tonight!”
There have been "bar light, bar bright" parodies of the English language nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the…
“Bar light, bar bright. First bar that I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, find someone to hold me tight”
There have been "bar light, bar bright" parodies of the English language nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the…
“Bar light, bar bright. First drink I had tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, remember tomorrow what I do tonight!”
There have been "bar light, bar bright" parodies of the English language nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the…
“Barista implies the existence of a baristo”
A "barista" is a coffeehouse employee who prepares drinks, such as at Starbucks. "Barista" is not feminine, but some people believe that the term "baristo" should…
“Baristas have to deal with people before they’ve had their morning coffee”
Many people are not pleasant until they've had their morning coffee. "The staff of @DunkinDonuts must be saints for dealing with people BEFORE they've had their morning coffee!…
“Bars are weird. It’s the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product”
"Bars are weird. They're the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product" is a saying that has been printed on several images. An intoxicated (drunk)…
“Bars are weird. They’re the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product”
"Bars are weird. They're the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product" is a saying that has been printed on several images. An intoxicated (drunk)…
“Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry a lil”
Many bars have a "happy hour," but some people think they should have hours for other emotions. This was posted on Twitter by stoned cold fox on January 17, 2022, and received over 66,700…
“Bathroom is for eating customers only” (restaurant sign)
Restaurants sometimes state that tables or parking or restrooms are "for eating customers only." The joke is that this implies cannibalism of "eating customers" (rather than…
“Be Good Or Be Gone” (McSorley’s Ale House & others)
McSorley's Ale House had the slogan "Good Ale, Raw Onions, and No Ladies" (see above), but that went out of style by the 1970s. "Be Good Or Be Gone" has been traced (below)…
“Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortage soon. Panic buy here”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortages soon. Please panic buy”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Being ‘clean and sober’ means I’ve showered and I’m headed to the liquor store”
"Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Douchekevin:…
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out”
"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out" is a joke from comedienne Phyllis Diller (1917-2012), who often joked about her poor cooking skills. The joke has been cited in print since…