“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" is an old joke, with many punchlines. The joke is first cited in 1872 and was frequently told in the 1880s. In the late 1888s, the slang phrase…
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”/[Klaus Schwab as waiter] “I know…”
Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating insects. A WEF variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: DINER: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! WAITER…
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”/“Well, you did ask for something with a little body in it!”
A wine variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: Diner: Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!Waiter: Well, you did ask for something with a little body in it! The joke was…
“Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.”/“Then we’ve served you too much soup.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterBollywood Sargam@bollywoodsargamWaiter jokes - 9446 Joke: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the ..…
“Waiter, there’s a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup”
A good restaurant meal --starting with soup -- can't solve all problems. A joke was posted on Twitter by "the garbage shit boy" on March 11, 2014: "Waiter, there's a…
“Waiter, there’s a spider in my soup. Send for the manager.”/“He’s frightened of them, too.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterWillie J. Green@WillieJG"Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them,…
“Waiter, this egg is bad!”/“Don’t blame me. I only laid the table.”
A restaurant joke is: Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table. "Small Girl: 'Where did the funny little eggs come from, do you…
“Waiter, this soup tastes funny!”/“Then why aren’t you laughing?”
A classic restaurant joke is: CUSTOMER: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. WAITER: Then why aren't you laughing? The joke was cited in 1931, when it involved the stew served in military barracks.…
“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my alphabet soup?”/“Probably learning to read, sir.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?”/“It scares away the flies.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterBollywood Sargam@bollywoodsargamWaiter jokes - 9499 Joke: Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies...…
“Waiter: Any intolerances? Diner: People who don’t signal properly on roundabouts.”
A restaurant often asks about intolerances -- that is, food intolerances. "At a restaurant that asks you to let them know if you have any intolerances. Yep, people who don't indicate…
“Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot. Diner: No worries. I’m not really attracted to plates”
When a waiter says that a plate is "hot," that doesn't mean that a plate is sexually attractive. "The plate wasn't hot enough. Personally i'm never sexually attracted…
“Waiter: Can I take your order?”/“Diner: Sure.”/“Waiter: Thanks. I’m just really hungry.”
A waiter's request of "Can I take your order?" may have a double meaning. This restaurant joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 14, 2016, and again on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“Waiter: Do you wanna box for that? Diner: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Frank Berry Jr. @FrankBerryAt the end of my meal last night:Waiter: "You wanna box for that?" Me: "No. But I'll WRESTLE you for…
“Waiter: How do you like your eggs? Diner: I don’t know. I haven’t gotten them yet.”
"How do you like your eggs?" usually means "How do you like your eggs prepared?" A popular joke is: Waiter: How do you like your eggs? Diner: I don't know. I haven't…
“Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with my girlfriend.”
A restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Provocotive Sloth on October 9, 2018: waiter: how do u like your steak cookedme: like winning an argument with my gfwaiter: rare it is The joke has been…
“Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife.”
A restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Provocotive Sloth on October 9, 2018: waiter: how do u like your steak cookedme: like winning an argument with my gfwaiter: rare it is The joke has been…
“Waiter: Is your food spicy, sir? Diner: No, smoke always comes out of my ears!”
A joke about spicy food was printed in many newspapers in July 1962: WIFE: Were the peppers too hot, darling?HUSBAND: No, dear. Smoke always comes out of my ears when I eat. The joke became a…
“Waiter: May I take your plates? Diner: Sure, they were yours to begin with!”
When a waiter or a waitress asks "May I take your plate?" after a meal is finished, that doesn't imply possession, but a joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on January 1, 2018:…
“Waiter: This is duck soup. Diner: No! It’s watered down!”
Some restaurant soups are watered down, and there's a pun: Customer: Waiter, this soup is too weak.Waiter: But sir, it's our best duck soup. Customer: Oh no it isn't! It's…