“The last man on earth walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A last man on earth version is: "The last man on earth walks into a bar and says,…
“The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year and we’re all supposed to act excited”
The McDonald's McRib sandwich is generally been made available for a short time each year. "The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year…
“The McRib is the dead beat dad of the fast food world. It comes around once a year and we’re all suppose to act excited”
The McDonald's McRib sandwich is generally been made available for a short time each year. "The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year…
“The McRib is the deadbeat dad of fast food sandwiches. It disappears for months at a time and then we’re supposed to get all excited when it shows back up again”
The McDonald's McRib sandwich is generally been made available for a short time each year. "The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year…
“The menu had many different kinds of food on it. So I asked, ‘Can I have a clean one?’”
A joke about the food quite literally "on the menu" was posted on Sickipedia on August 26, 2017: "The menu had many different kinds of food on it. 'Can I have a clean one?'…
“The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad”
DoorDash food delivery can be convenient, but expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Phillips on September 15, 2024, and it received over 25,000 likes: "The miracle of DoorDash is that…
“The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos”
"The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain; the saying was popular in California by May 2018.…
“The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums”
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums" is a saying from American novelist Peter De Vries (1910-1993). "I do not know whether the retaliation is intentional…
“The NSA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke involving the National Security Agency (NSA) is: "The NSA walks into a bar.…
“The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen”
"The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Dairy Queen is an American multinational fast food chain,…
“The only blizzard I am interested in is from Dairy Queen”
"The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Dairy Queen is an American multinational fast food chain,…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and bureaucracies is McDonald’s only has one clown running the show’”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and Congress is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and most workplaces is that McDonald’s has only one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my college is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my job is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my office is that McDonald’s has only one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my school is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my work is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and our government is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…