“When I’m at Chipotle, l always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito…”
When someone at a food establishment orders one scoop of something, it’s often a large scoop. However, when they order two scoops, they often get two smaller scoops. To prevent this, they order one scoop to establish that large scoop size, and then order another scoop.
“When I’m at chipotle, I always wait till after the employee puts the first scoop of steak in the burrito before to ask for double steak
So the size of the 1st scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a 2nd scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fuckin games with my second scoop” was posted on Facebook by Chris Rosa on August 9, 2015.
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Chris Rosa
August 9, 2015 at 8:37 PM · New York, NY ·
When I’m at chipotle, I always wait till after the employee puts the first scoop of steak in the burrito before to ask for double steak
So the size of the 1st scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a 2nd scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fuckin games with my second scoop
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Bill Leitner
August 11, 2015 at 5:06 PM ·
When I’m at Chipotle I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken.
So the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge that I’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hands in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fuckin games with my second scoop
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eri
@eriwashere
When I’m at Chipotle, I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken…
2:54 AM · Jul 3, 2016
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eri
@eriwashere
so the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge i’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand
2:54 AM · Jul 3, 2016
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sebmarmolejo
July 14, 2017
When I’m at Chipotle, I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken.
So the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fucking games with my second scoop 🖕🏾
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7 jan 2020
When I’m at Chipotle, I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for So the size of the 1st scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a 2nd scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fucking games with my 2nd scoop
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SlanderAndCalumny
27 dec 2020
When I’m at Chipotle, I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chickens So the size of the scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fucking games with my scoop
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Marvin Jr.
@TheRealMarvinJr
So the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size so they can’t play fucking games with my second scoop.
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1:54 PM · Jun 17, 2021
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@Paulgkc1
That’s why you wait to ask for extra rice until after they’ve already done the first scoop, that way they have already shown their hand re: what a standard scoop is.
Also yes, charging extra is robbery. If you do no beans + double rice, do you still get up-charged??
3:54 PM · Aug 9, 2021
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Danger Taco
@TheDangerTaco
The secret in-person is to ask for a regular portion, and then upon them putting that first scoop, say “actually make it double”
That way they have shown their hand on what 1 serving is, and you can revel in your intellectual domination as they weep and give you more fillings
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mits 🎊
@mitsington
Oct 20, 2021
doordash really takes away the ability to have a chipotle employee look you dead in the eye while they rob you for $14 with portions for a 7 year old
5:12 PM · Oct 20, 2021
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jimmy
@jlnza30
when I’m at chipotle I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken so the size of the 1st scoop of chicken is not compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now their employee has shown their hand
7:58 PM · Feb 13, 2022
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Todd
@Toddothy
When I’m at Chipotle, I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken So the size of the 1st scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a 2nd scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their
2:03 PM · Sep 7, 2022
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Alex
@alex_f412
I say “chicken” and then after making his first scoop I say “actually double.” That way the server has already shown his hand and isn’t shorting on the original
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Pete Hailey
@PeteHaileyNBCS
Mar 2, 2023
Witnessed an epic scene at Chipotle earlier.
Guy asks for steak. Server asks if he wants single or double scoop. Guy goes, “Lemme see your single then I’ll decide.” Server freezes. Guy says, “Go on.” Server, clearly rattled, gives huge single scoop. Guy approves and moves on
7:27 AM · Mar 3, 2023
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Dr. Ben Braddock
@GraduatedBen
When I’m at Chipotle, l always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken, so the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size, so they can’t skimp with my second scoop.
11:57 AM · Feb 27, 2024
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@Pascalle_AI
When Im at Chipotle, I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken, so the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size, so they can’t skimp with my second scoop.
<---- what the elites don't want you to know
9:01 PM · Feb 27, 2024
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Dyl Dyl
@donedyl
when I’m at chipotle I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken so the size of the 1st scoop of chicken is not compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now their employee has shown their hand
12:07 AM · Feb 28, 2024
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DRÆK. ™
@Drayk___
I always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of Ice cream on my cone to ask for double scoop, so the size of the first scoop isn’t compromised by the knowledge I’m getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop…..
11:34 AM · Feb 28, 2024