“Dance is a series of three-minute romances” (“three-minute love affair”)
Dance (especially the tango) has been called "a three-minute love affair (with a stranger)" and "a three-minute romance." It's not known who originated the descriptions.…
“Dance like no one is watching, but text, post and email like it will be read in court one day”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like no one is watching. Because they are not. They’re checking their phones”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like no one is watching. Because they are not. They’re checking their phones”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink like you don’t have to work tomorrow”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink on Sundays like you don’t have to go to work in the morning”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like people wish they weren’t watching”
The song “Come from the Heart” (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: “Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like your vagina is on fire”
"Dance like your vagina's on fire" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers and T-shirts. "Dance like your vaginas on fire!" was cited…
“Dancers count 5-6-7-8 because musicians took 1-2-3-4”
"Dancers count 5-6-7-8 because musicians took 1-2-3-4" is a saying that has been printed on an image. There are several technical answers. "Wondering why drummers usually start songs…
“Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play”
The song "Cheek to Cheek" (1935) by Irving Berlin (1888-1989) popularized "dancing cheek-to-cheek." A joke is: "Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play."…
“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire”
"Dancing is a perpendicular/vertical expression of a horizontal desire/idea/intent/urge" has been credited to playwright George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), playwright Oscar Wilde…
“Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Dang, my 250 million year old salt has expired”
Many people are surprised that salt has an expiration date. One brand of salt states that it is 250 million year old. "Eating 250 million-year-old salt. Surprisingly does not taste stale"…
“DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Idiots” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Morons” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“Danger: You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish”
"Danger: You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish" (or "Warning: You're being conditioned to view your freedom as 'selfish'") is a saying that…
“Danger. Do not touch. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying” (sign)
"Danger. Do not touch. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying" is a sign that has been printed on many images. "Via @popurls: Not only will this…