“What snacks do cannibals love?”/“Fritos.”
"Fritos" (a brand of corn chips) shouldn't be confused with "free toes," but there are jokes. "Cannibals never turn down Fritos" was posted on Twitter by Junction…
“What song do burgers sing on the job?”/“Gristle While You Work!”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: What song do burgers sing on the job?A: Gristle While You Work! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Whistle While You Work"Whistle While…
“What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos?”/“A bronco-saurus.”
A rodeo riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on May 27, 2018: Q: What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos? A: A bronco-saurus. Wikipedia: Brontosaurus Brontosaurus…
“What sort of vegetable can your father make with scissors?”/“Pa snips.”
There aren't many jokes about parsnips, but there is a pun: Q: What sort of vegetable can your father make with scissors?A: Pa snips. The joke has been cited in print since 2008. Pun of the…
“What sound does a turkey’s cell phone make?”/“WING WING!!”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle is: Q: What sound does a turkey's cell phone make?A: WING WING!! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006. Brownielocks -- Thanksgiving Riddles and…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“What sport did Jesus play?”/“Lacrosse.”
The sport of lacrosse has nothing to do with Jesus and the cross, but there are jokes. "In fact there's only one sport Jesus doesn't play... Lacrosse!" was posted on the…
“What stars go to jail?”/“Shooting stars.”
A riddle about stars is: Q: What stars go to jail?A: Shooting stars. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Wikipedia: Shooting Star Shooting star is a common name for the visible…
“What starts with an ‘O’, ends in ‘nions’ and sometimes makes you cry?”/“Opinions.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 21, 2019: Q: What starts with an "O" ends with "nion" and sometimes makes you cry?A: Opinions. The joke is that most people…
“What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?” (food riddle)
"What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? A teapot." This popular riddle has been cited in print since at least 1933. “How do you turn a T into a P?"/"Drink it"…
“What stops someone from just strolling into any hotel in America at breakfast hours…”
Hotels usually don't have much security at continental breakfasts. This was posted on X/Twitter by McRib on May 4, 2025, and received over 290,000 likes: "What stops someone from just…
“What street in France do reindeer live on?”/“Rue Dolph.”
"Rue" is the French word for "street." A riddle about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 20, 2015: Q: Which street in France do reindeer…
“What streets do ghosts haunt?”/“Dead ends.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?A: Dead ends. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994. 5 March 1994, Toronto (ON) Star, "Riddles," pg. B6, col.…
“What superhero do you want on your baseball team?”/“Batman.”
A baseball riddle is: Q: What superhero do you want on your baseball team?A: Batman. "Which superhero do baseball players like the best? Batman" was published in a 1996 book. Wikipedia:…
“What surfs the internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?”/“Thomas the Search Engine.”
An internet riddle is: Q: What surfs the internet and goes, "Choo, Choo"?A: Thomas the Search Engine. The pun is on the fictional steam locomotive Thomas the Tank Engine. "Thomas the…
“What tastes better than it smells?”/“Your tongue.”
A food riddle is: Q: What tastes better than it smells?A: Your tongue. The question hints at a food that tastes better than it smells (such as a durian), but the answer (tongue) is a body part that…
“What tea do footballers drink?”/“Penaltea.”
A "penalty" is not a tea drink ("penaltea"), but there have been several puns. A football/soccer riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001 and has been printed on many…
“What tea do hockey players drink?”/“Penaltea.”
A "penalty" is not a tea drink ("penaltea"), but there have been several puns. A football/soccer riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001 and has been printed on many…
“What the French toast?”
"What the French toast?" is a euphemism for "What the fuck?" The saying became popular from a 2007 Orbit gum commercial that claimed to cure "dirty mouth." It is not…