"In a time/state of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" is a statement often attributed to author George Orwell (1903-1950). The saying doesn't appear in his…
"In a world full of twat waffles, be French toast" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "in a world full of twat waffles be a french toast.…
"In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy.…
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In a world where you can be anything, be yourself" is another saying that has…
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In a world where you can be anything, be yourself" is another saying that has…
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
Will vegans be eaten first in a zombie apocalypse? "I hope vegans are the first to be eaten when the zombie apocalypse happens" was posted on Twitter by Gus Fring on January 4, 2013.…
"In alcohol's/beer's/tequila's defense, I've done some pretty dumb stuff while sober, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I've…
A dog joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 7, 2017: "In America, dogs are k-9s. But in China, dogs are e-10." The "E10"/"eaten" pun quickly became popular.…
"In America, they call it lobbying. Everywhere else in the world, they call it bribery & corruption" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have argued that…
Soviet-born American comedian Yakov Smirnoff told a popular "Russian reversal" joke about the Soviet Union: In America, you can always find a party. In (Soviet) Russia, Party always finds…
"In an abusive relationship with the cost of living" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "In an abusive relationship with the cost of living" (shown on an…
The President of the United States should be one of the best people in the world, but that powerful position is often occupied by one of the worst. "God" (@TheTweetOfGod) made two jokes…
The President of the United States should be one of the best people in the world, but that powerful position is often occupied by one of the worst. "God" (@TheTweetOfGod) made two jokes…
"In alcohol's/beer's/tequila's defense, I've done some pretty dumb stuff while sober, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I've…
"In boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills" is a school saying that has been printed on many images. "Benefits of boring classes: 1)improve drawing skills" was…
Boxing between two men can have its less than manly moments. The two men are half-naked, wear silk shorts, and fight over a belt and a purse. American actor and writer John McGivern might have…
"Muslims" shouldn't be pronounced "moose limbs," but there are jokes. "In Canada you are most likely to die of a moose kick than that of a terrorist attack. Those damn…
"In Case of Fire: Please leave the building before posting it on social media" is a sign that has been posted on many images. "In case of fire - exit building before posting on…
"In Case of Fire: Please leave the building before posting it on social media" is a sign that has been posted on many images. "In case of fire - exit building before posting on…