“In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack” (joke)

“Muslims” shouldn’t be pronounced “moose limbs,” but there are jokes. “In Canada you are most likely to die of a moose kick than that of a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 8, 2019.
   
“In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 7, 2019.
   
   
Twitter
Papi Chulo
@Haroons_Balloon
When a Trump supporter says “Kick Moose Limbs out of America”
(Judge Judy shakes her head.—ed.)
8:51 PM · Mar 30, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Trump Troll
@DonaldtheFraud
Replying to @RealDonalDrumpf
I never understood why people are so afraid of Moose Limbs.  As long as you stay away from Moose, you got nothing to worry about.  *kick*
11:06 PM · Oct 20, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
u/[deleted] January 8, 2019
In Canada you are most likely to die of a moose kick than that of a terrorist attack.
[deleted]
 
Facebook
Jokes from r/Jokes
January 7, 2019 · (Posted after the above.—ed.)
In Canada you are most likely to die of a moose kick than that of a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs.
— perfectly_numb
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Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
In Canada you are most likely to die of a moose kick than that of a terrorist attack.. Those damn moose limbs. #joke
12:10 AM · Jan 8, 2019·Twee Love
 
Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
In Canada you are most likely to die of a moose kick than that of a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs.
4:19 AM · Jan 8, 2019·TweetDeck
 
Reddit—Jokes
u/porichoygupto October 7, 2019
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs.
 
Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.. Those damn moose limbs. #joke
9:10 PM · Oct 7, 2019·Twee Love