“He who controls the memes controls the world”
"Who controls the memes controls the world" was posted on Twitter by Jaya (1=(∞/0)) on January 30, 2009. "'He who controls the memes controls the world.' - Julius…
“He who reads the newspaper knows what’s going on in the world. He who reads the Bible knows why”
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…
“Headphones imply the existence of shoulderphones, kneephones, and toephones”
There are headphones, but other body parts do not have phones. "shoulderphones!!" was posted on Twitter by Gray on May 24, 2011. "I need new headphones shoulderphones kneephones…
“Headphones on. World off”
"Headphones on. World off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been divided by either a comma or a period. "Not the best of days... headphones on. world…
“Headphones, shoulderphones, kneephones and toephones” (sung to “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”)
There are headphones, but other body parts do not have phones. "shoulderphones!!" was posted on Twitter by Gray on May 24, 2011. "I need new headphones shoulderphones kneephones…
“Her: I bought a wireless bra today. Him: What’s the password?”
A “wireless bra” can’t access the internet, but there are jokes. "A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeff Dwoskin…
“Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…”
"Here's a joke for all the/you mind readers out there..." (or "Here's a question for you mind readers out there...") is a social media joke that has been printed on…
“Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there…”
"Here's a joke for all the/you mind readers out there..." (or "Here's a question for you mind readers out there...") is a social media joke that has been printed on…
“Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift”
"Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying has been cited on Twitter since October 11,…
“Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?”/“No idea, they just ransomware.”
"Ransomware" sounds like "ran somewhere." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on October 6, 2018: “Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?”“No idea, they just…
“Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?”/“My name is ALEXA…”
Many people confuse Amazon Alexa with Siri. "'Siri, why do I suck with women?' 'I'm Alexa you fuck'" was posted on Twitter by WallStreetBets on October 17, 2020.…
“Hold all my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets”
"Hold all of my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets" was posted on Twitter by Scottish Hog ™ on August 5, 2013. "@trutherbot: Hold all my calls. Someone…
“Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically”
"Home is where the heart is" is an old saying. "Home is where you can connect to the Wi-Fi automatically" or "Home is where the/your Wi-Fi connects automatically" is a…
“Honestly, it’s not the way I look that reveals my age, it’s my use of complete sentences when I text”
"Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age, it's my use of complete sentences when I text" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“How can you tell the truth is being told? Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it…”
"How can you tell the truth is being told? Well, when Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it, Google hides it, Youtube bans it, The Media censor it, And your Government forbids it" (or…
“How did the programmer die in the shower?”/“The shampoo bottle read: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
A classic programming joke is: Q: How did the programmer die in the shower?A: By following the instructions on the shampoo bottle: "Lather. Rinse. Repeat." The programming joke was posted…
“How do comedians send messages?”/“By tee-hee mail.”
An email riddle is: Q: How do comedians send messages?A: By tee-hee mail. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.happy.valley on October 22, 2002. Google Groups: alt.happy.valleyWays of sending…
“How do knights communicate?”/“Chain mail.”
"Chain mail" (amour) shouldn't be confused with postal service mail or email, but there is a riddle: Q: How do knights communicate?A: Chain mail. The joke was posted on Twitter by…
“How do pirates communicate with each other?”/“With an aye phone.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: How do pirates communicate with each other?A: With an aye phone. An "aye phone" (iPhone) pun has been cited in print since at least 2008. The joke has been printed…
“How do trees get on the internet?”/“They log in.”
An internet riddle is: Q: How do trees get on the internet?A: They log in. "Q: How do trees get onto the internet? A: They log on" was posted to the newsgroup alt.cuddle on October 7,…