“Start every phone call with, ‘My battery is almost dead’”
"Start every phone call with, 'My battery is almost dead.' That way you can hang up on them when you're bored" is a jocular piece of advice that has been printed on many…
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never harm me”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Sticks and Stones"Sticks and Stones" is an English-language children's rhyme. The rhyme persuades the child victim of name-calling to ignore the…
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Sticks and Stones"Sticks and Stones" is an English-language children's rhyme. The rhyme persuades the child victim of name-calling to ignore the…
“Stop crying about your problems on internet. Bottle them up inside and disguise them with humor”
"Stop crying about your problems on the internet. Bottle them up inside and disguise them with dark inappropriate humor, like a grown up" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Stop killing air to make AirPods” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Stop killing mothers to make motherboards” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Stop posting your problems on Facebook and drink alcohol like the rest of us”
"Stop posting your problems on Facebook/Twitter and drink alcohol like the rest of us" is a saying that has been printed in several images. Before social media, people with problems just…
“Stop posting your problems on social media and drink alcohol like the rest of us”
"Stop posting your problems on Facebook/Twitter and drink alcohol like the rest of us" is a saying that has been printed in several images. Before social media, people with problems just…
“Stop posting your problems on Twitter and drink alcohol like the rest of us”
"Stop posting your problems on Facebook/Twitter and drink alcohol like the rest of us" is a saying that has been printed in several images. Before social media, people with problems just…
“Stop stealing my memes, you bunch of freeloaders. I stole them first fair and square”
"Stop stealing my memes, you bunch of freeloaders. I stole them first fair and square" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I fucking hate it When people steal…
“Stop taking Facebook so seriously. Most of your likes are coming from people on the toilet”
"Stop taking Facebook so seriously. Most of your likes are coming from people on the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop taking Facebook so…
“Stop taking Twitter seriously. Just laugh and scroll, asshole. Just laugh and scroll”
"Some of y’all take social media too seriously. Just laugh and scroll, bitch. Laugh and scroll" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It makes me so aggravated when…
“Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Substack implies the existence of Domstack and Switchstack”
There is Substack (an American online platform that provides publishing, payment, analytics, and design infrastructure to support subscription newsletters), but no Domstack. "substack implies…
“Substack implies the existence of Domstack”
There is Substack (an American online platform that provides publishing, payment, analytics, and design infrastructure to support subscription newsletters), but no Domstack. "substack implies…
“Support your spouse in public; correct them in private. Keep personal issues, and drama off of social media!”
"Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business/issues offline" is advice for a personal or a professional relationship that has been printed…
“Surfing the Internet”
The term "surfing the Internet" was written by American programmer Mark P. McCahill to a newsgroup on February 24, 1992. However, the term was popularized by New York librarian Jean…
“Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the mainstream media”
"Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the (mainstream) media" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "SURVIVAL TIP #1 NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT OR THE…
“Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the media”
"Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the (mainstream) media" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "SURVIVAL TIP #1 NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT OR THE…
“Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books…”
"Scrolls replaced tablets then tablets were replaced by books. Now books are being replaced by tablets, which must mean flex display is next" was posted on Twitter by Jerry Rizzo on…