"They say (beef) cows are bad for the environment, but all they do is eat plants & fart. Kinda like vegans/vegetarians" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
"Never go shopping when you're hungry" is a common saying. A humorous variation was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 6, 2016: "They say never go food shopping when…
"They say one glass of wine a day is good for you. They never said how many times to fill it" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. "They say 1 glass of wine a…
"Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on…
"Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on…
"They say the meaning of life can be found in a bottle of wine. I haven't found that bottle yet, but I'm enjoying the search" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
"They say you are what you eat. I don't remember eating a big disappointment" is a self-deprecating joke. "'You are what you eat' I don't remember eating a big…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
"They say you’re only as old as you feel. Well I feel like I’ve been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and been sent to work" is a jocular saying that has been…
"What sounds good for dinner tonight?" is a daily question. This was posted on X/Twitter by "the braless wonder" on June 22, 2025, and received over 100,000 likes: "They…
"They should put more wine in the bottle so there's enough for two people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They should put more wine in the bottle..…
'They tried to kill us. They failed/We won/We survived. Let's eat!" is often given as a short summary of every Jewish holiday. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1998,…
"They who drink beer will think beer" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, often with a picture of author Washington Irving (1783-1859). Irving did write this in his…
Why are they called "deviled eggs"? "they're called 'deviled eggs' cause the devil makes you eat twenty-five of em" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…