“The world is your taco. Fill it with what you want”
"The world is your oyster" is an old proverb. "The world is your taco" is a variation. "Text from marisol: You are young, done with 1L, will be working for the ACLU, and…
“The world is your taco”
"The world is your oyster" is an old proverb. "The world is your taco" is a variation. "Text from marisol: You are young, done with 1L, will be working for the ACLU, and…
“The world would be a better place if more things were wrapped in bacon”
"if more things were wrapped in bacon the world would be a better place" was posted on Twitter by Colt45 on March 3, 2012. "Maybe the world would be a better place if we just wrapped…
“The worst part of my apple addiction is not being able to see a doctor about it”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. "Ironically, I've now got to see a doctor about my apple addiction!" was posted on Twitter by Richard White on April 16,…
“The worst spread for a bagel has to be the pap shmear”
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
“The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them”
"The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them" is a jocular line about cooking. "The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen (says Franklin…
“The worst thing about an apple addiction is that you can’t see a doctor about it”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. "Ironically, I've now got to see a doctor about my apple addiction!" was posted on Twitter by Richard White on April 16,…
“There are 13 minerals that are essential to human life, and all of them are found in wine”
"There are 13 minerals that are essential to human life, and all of them are found in wine. Coincidence? I think not!" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“There are better things in the world than alcohol, but alcohol sort of compensates”
English author Terry Pratchett (1948-2015) wrote in Death's Domain (1999), in a conversation between Albert and Death: Death: AH, ALCOHOL.Albert: 'Yes, sir.'Death: THERE ARE BETTER…
“There are days when I need coffee to come out of the shower head”
Many people need coffee immediately upon waking. "This is gonna be one of those days where i wish coffee came out of the shower head" was posted on Twitter by Aimee on November 19, 2012.…
“There are days when we need to drink our coffee strong, play our music loud and get our stuff done”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“There are Lunchables, but no Breakfastables”
There are "Lunchables" (trademarked in 1987), but no "Breakfastables" or "Dinnerables." However, the same company (Oscar Mayer) did trademark…
“There are many different apple flavors, but only one apple juice flavor”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/SuperiorMF January 29, 2021There's so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavourFACE-GRATERI buy granny smith,…
“There are many good reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head…”
A drinking rhyme was printed in The Berkshire Evening Eagle (Pittsfield, MA) on March 18, 1916: "I know many reasons for drinking,And one has just entered my head -- If a man can't drink…
“There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both”
"There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both" is a vodka saying that has been printed on several images. ”As one of my friends says,…
“There are only two ingredients to ice cream soup—ice cream and patience”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
“There are over 7,500 different types of apple, but only one ‘apple juice’”
"Apple juice" usually doesn't state -- at least in the product name -- what apples were used. "There are like thousands of different kinds of apples, but only one apple juice.…
“There are several reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head…”
A drinking rhyme was printed in The Berkshire Evening Eagle (Pittsfield, MA) on March 18, 1916: "I know many reasons for drinking,And one has just entered my head -- If a man can't drink…
“There are too many people counting calories and not enough people counting chemicals”
"There are too many people counting calories and not enough people counting chemicals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the quality of the food is most…
“There are two classes of people, those who are Irish and those who lack ambition”
"There are two classes of people, those who are Irish and those who lack ambition" is a quote that is usually credited to Anthony O'Reilly (several people go by this name). The…