“No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant”
"No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant" (or "Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant") means that, while people enjoy not waiting in a crowded restaurant, an empty…
“No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad”
"No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your lettuce/salad and be sad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People don't want to hear about your…
“No one warned me adulthood came with this level of coffee dependency”
Adulthood and coffee seem to go together. This was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama 2 on October 28, 2025: "No one warned me adulthood came with this level of coffee dependency."…
“No one warns you that adulthood is just gaining and losing the same 15lbs until you die”
Many adults see their weight gain and lose the same 15 pounds over and over again. "No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every…
“No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life”
"No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life" is a food joke that has been printed on many images. Every…
“No one was eating the farmer’s apples, so I told him to grow a pear”
"Grow a pair" means to "grow a pair of testicles -- to "man up" and show courage. "Grow a pear" is a joke term. "Congress should grow a pear and Im-Peach…
“No pain, no grain”
"No grain, no pain" (also "No pain, no grain," a pun on the exercise adage of "No pain, no gain") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Gluten, a…
“No prayer before eating. Here, the chef knows how to cook!” (restaurant joke)
A joke has a husband and wife dining in a restaurant. The wife asks the husband why he doesn't say a prayer before the meal, as he does at home. "Here, the chef knows how to cook!"…
“No recommended daily amount of fish oil has been codified”
"Codification" has to do with "code" and not "cod" (a fish), but there are jokes. "Note to self: When something's been 'codified', that does NOT…
“No science, no beer”
"No science, no beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been used to justify the importance (and funding) of science education. "Worse still.…
“No Soliciting…unless you’re selling Thin Mints” (sign)
"No Soliciting...unless you're selling Thin Mints" is a jocular sign meaning that only Girl Scouts selling cookies (Thin Mints) need approach a residence or place of business. The…
“No talkie before coffee” (“No talky before coffee”)
Some people can't function before having a cup of coffee. "No talkie/talky before coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. *No talky before coffee* was…
“No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade”
"Spill the tea" (or "spill the T") means the same thing as "spill the beans" -- to gossip, to spill (tell) information, to tell the truth ("T" or…
“No tea, no shade”
"Spill the tea" (or "spill the T") means the same thing as "spill the beans" -- to gossip, to spill (tell) information, to tell the truth ("T" or…
“No, I don’t really ‘rise and shine.’ Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best”
"I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "No, I don't really 'rise and shine.' Most…
“No, I’m not a coffee ‘addict’. I’m a caffeine-based life form…”
"No, I'm not a coffee 'addict'. I'm a caffeine-based life form and as such, I must honor the ways of my people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Noah, pictured here after saving steak and bacon (not broccoli or whatever)” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“Nobody can drink beer faster than a MF who didn’t buy it”
"Nobody can drink beer faster than a MF who didn't buy it" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nobody can drink beer faster than a mother fucker who…
“Nobody cares how bad your English is if your Scotch is good”
"Nobody cares how bad your English is if your Scotch is good" is a jocular drinking saying that has been included in several collections of humorous quotations, but it's usually not…
“Nobody ever asks for an adult bok choy”
Bok choy is popular as "baby bok choy." There is no "adult bok choy," but there are jokes. "Has anyone seen adult bok choy?" was posted on Twitter by [Neutral face] on…