“Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you’re hot”
"Life is just a bowl of cherries" is an old saying. A soup version is: "Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you are hot." The jocular saying has been printed on…
“Life is like a box of chocolates, the best ones are half-eaten”
The movie Forrest Gump (1994) contained the famous line: "My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'" There have been…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. I don’t have a box of chocolates”
"My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get'" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). "My boyfriend is…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people”
The movie Forrest Gump (1994) contains the classic line: "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." A slight, jocular variation has been printed on…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It has an expiration date”
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It has an expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational Monday 6-15June 15th, 2015Funny…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It sucks if you have diabetes”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). "Life is like a box of chocolates. It…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. Not as fun with diabetes”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). "Life is like a box of chocolates. It…
“Life is like a corn dog. Bitches only want your wiener if you got bread”
"Life is like a corndog..." (or "Life is like a corn dog...") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just…
“Life is like a corn dog. I don’t know why, it just is”
"Life is like a corndog..." (or "Life is like a corn dog...") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just…
“Life is like a corn dog. Women only want your wiener if you got bread”
"Life is like a corndog..." (or "Life is like a corn dog...") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just…
“Life is like a corndog. I don’t know why, it just is”
"Life is like a corndog..." (or "Life is like a corn dog...") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just…
“Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole”
"Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In the dough" means in the money, and "in the…
“Life is like a sandwich—the more you add to it, the better it becomes”
"Life is like a sandwich -- the more you add to it, the better it becomes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a sandwich: the more you add to it the…
“Life is like a sandwich—you have to fill it with the best ingredients”
"Life is like a sandwich -- you have to fill it with the best ingredients" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a sandwich adding more stuff does not make…
“Life is like a shoe, you cannot drink a cow because the earth is carrot”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Life is like a spoon… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSteve's Quotes Today @todayquotes"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little." Thomas Aloysius Dorganwb…
“Life is like ice cream—enjoy it before it melts”
"Life is like (an) ice cream -- enjoy it before it melts" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1994 and is of unknown…
“Life is not a box of chocolates. It’s more like mixed vegetables with freezer burn”
"Life is not a box of chocolates. It's more like mixed vegetables with freezer burn" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a box of chocolates.…
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk”
"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk" is a saying -- referring to the story Cinderella, or The Little Glass Slipper -- that has been printed on…