“Life ain’t all burritos and strippers, my friend”
"Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend" (or "It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Similar…
“Life and beer are very similar—chill for best results”
"Life and beer are very similar -- chill for best results" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The Talking Rain Beverage Company (Preston, WA) trademarked "As…
“Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life and beer are very similar. For best results—chill”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life begins after coffee”
"Life begins after coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted to the newsgroup comp.sys.mac.games on April 26, 1995. Google Groups:…
“Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp”
"Life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that's a pretty shitty thing we don't have to live with" was posted on Twitter by тαу (and others) on February 11, 2015.…
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon”
American syndicated newspaper columnist Doug Larson (1926-2017) wrote in the Green Bay (WI) Press-Gazette on July 16, 1989: "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade tastes terrible”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Life Hack: If you feel sick, queso counts as soup”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“Life Hack: If you have a frownie, eat a brownie”
Eating brownies makes many people happy, and takes away the frowns (or "frownies"). "a brownie a day keeps the frownies away" -- similar to the proverb "an apple a day…
“Life Hack: When cutting bagels, put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady”
A bagel has a hole in it. The hole is not to put one's finger inside to "stabilize" the bagel -- a finger could be cut off -- but there are jokes. "I wonder how many people have…
“Life Hack: You don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“Life happens. Alcohol helps”
"Life happens. Alcohol helps" is an alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Alcohol helps" was posted on Twitter by katelynnmaeee on June 5, 2016.…
“Life happens. Beer helps”
"Life happens. Beer helps" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, beer helps...." was posted on Twitter by FA on September 5, 2013. Similar…
“Life happens. Chocolate helps”
"Life happens. Chocolate helps" is a chocolate saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens....chocolate helps" was posted on Twitter by Alexandra Higl-Timms on…
“Life happens. Coffee helps”
"Life happens. Coffee helps" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life Happens, Coffee Helps Tee" was posted on Twitter on December 22, 2012. Similar…
“Life happens. Gin helps”
"Life happens. Gin helps" is a gin saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Gin helps" was posted on Twitter by Menta Cafe Bar on August 28, 2015. Similar…
“Life happens. Tea helps”
""Life happens. Tea helps" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, Tea helps. Missing my cup" was posted on Twitter by Karan on November 1,…
“Life happens. Tequila helps”
"Life happens. Tequila helps" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Tequila helps" was posted on Twitter by bre on March 31, 2016. Similar…