“Meatballs are just the cupcake versions of meatloaf”
Meatballs are sometimes said to be smaller versions of meatloaf. "Meatballs are the cupcakes of the meatloaf family" was posted on Twitter by ben johnson on September 15, 2010.…
“Meatloaf is a meatball cake”
Meatloaf has often been compared to meatballs. "meatloaf is just meatball cake" was posted on Twitter by Vinny Scocozza on May 18, 2016. "Meatloaf? Is that not essentially a meatball…
“Meatloaf is a rectangular meatball”
Meatloaf has often been compared to meatballs. "Meatloaf is basically a rectangular meatball" was posted on Twitter by KK Sniper on November 14, 2013. "Meatloaf is basically a giant…
“Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care”
"Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care" (or "Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare") is a saying that has been…
“Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare”
"Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care" (or "Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare") is a saying that has been…
“Mello Yello is a poor man’s Mountain Dew. It can’t even afford the W’s”
The soft drinks Mello Yello (introduced in 1979), Sun Drop (introduced in 1949) and Mountain Dew (introduced in 1961) have been compared to each other. "i call mello yellow the poor man's…
“Mello Yello is a poor man’s Mountain Dew”
The soft drinks Mello Yello (introduced in 1979), Sun Drop (introduced in 1949) and Mountain Dew (introduced in 1961) have been compared to each other. "i call mello yellow the poor man's…
“Melon + Broccoli = Meloncholy (The saddest vegetable in existence)”
The word "melancholy" is not a food portmanteau of "melon" and broccoli," but there are jokes. "Melancholy. A cross between a melon and a broccoli. At least…
“Melted cheese is just food glue”
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
“Men are like chocolate bars—sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips”
"Men are like chocolate bars -- sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips" is a jocular saying about men. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on January 7, 1998.…
“Men are like coffee—the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long”
"Men are like coffee -- the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The humorous saying has…
“Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere”
"Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- one of several about men -- was posted…
“Men are like wine — age sours the bad and betters the good”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Men have feelings, too. For example, we feel hungry”
"Men have feelings, too. For example, we feel hungry" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Says men have feelings too...hunger for example" was posted on…
“Men have feelings, too. Sometimes we feel thirsty”
"Men have feelings, too. Sometimes we feel thirsty" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Men have #feelings too: Thirst" was posted on Twitter by chkchkchk…
“Men have only two emotions—hungry and horny”
"Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The line has been cited in…
“Men who cook will do that thing you like…”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Merlot, is it me you’re looking for?”
"Merlot, is it me you're looking for?" (a pun on "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" in the 1984 Lionel Richie song "Hello") is a wine saying that has been…