“If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?”

“If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?” is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Steve Olivas on June 21, 2013. “If this doughnut and ice cream are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2001-2003?” was posted on X/Twitter by Forward March on September 4, 2024.
 
Unhealthy foods shorten life—that is, they remove years from the end of one’s life.
 
 
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Steve Olivas
@steveolivas
If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?
9:42 AM · Jun 21, 2013
 
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Selena Maranjian
@SelenaMaranjian
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RT @steveolivas
If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?
9:44 PM · Mar 28, 2023
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X/Twitter
Forward March
@RunOldMan
If this doughnut and ice cream are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2001-2003?
9:07 AM · Sep 4, 2024
 
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It’s Proverbs Jones From Dothan
September 4, 2024 at 10:32 AM ·
If this doughnut and ice cream are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2001-2003?
 
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My Library of Jokes
September 4, 2024 at 1:59 PM ·
If these cigarettes are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2019-2020?