“I just got completely burnt fries at a restaurant. It really is Black Fry Day”
A pun on "Black Friday" is "Black Fry Day" -- a day of burnt french fries. "McDonald's should served only burnt french fries the day after Thanksgiving, because…
“I just got off the phone with Friday… She’ll be here tomorrow and she is bringing wine!!”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…
“I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Coffee. I had coffee”
"I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Coffee. I had coffee" and "I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Oreos. I had Oreos" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Oreos. I had Oreos”
"I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Coffee. I had coffee" and "I just had the best sex ever! No wait. Oreos. I had Oreos" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”
Many people have a coffee before driving to prevent falling asleep at the wheel. A coffee joke transfers this to a hamster wheel. "'@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee.…
“I just need a sno cone and a pool”
Snow cones aren't essentially to the diet, but kids often demand them, especially in hot weather. "Bball, swimming pool, and sun. I just need a snowcone" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I just need a snow cone and $47 million”
Snow cones aren't essentially to the diet, but kids often demand them, especially in hot weather. "Bball, swimming pool, and sun. I just need a snowcone" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I just need a snow cone and a pool”
Snow cones aren't essentially to the diet, but kids often demand them, especially in hot weather. "Bball, swimming pool, and sun. I just need a snowcone" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I just pead on the table” (pea joke)
A person who eats peas often sees at least one pea roll away from the dish onto the dining table. "I've just pead the table!" -- a pun on peeing on the table -- is a popular joke.…
“I just realized I am not a morning person. I’m a coffee person”
"I just realized I am not a morning person. I'm a coffee person" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a morning person, I'm just a coffee…
“I just received a ‘Save the Date’ message. I didn’t even know they were an endangered fruit?”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle”
"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and ecards. "Just rescued some wine.. it was…
“I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup. Took the words right out of my mouth”
Alphabet soup has been the subject of many puns. "Just puked up the alphabet soup I ate for dinner. Took the words right out of my mouth" was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2010. "I…
“I just spilled all of the pancake mix on my wife. You could say she’s my batter half”
A pancake joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 11, 2024: "I just spilled all of the pancake mix on my wife. You could say she's my batter half." "My batter…
“I just wanna be rich enough to throw leftovers away after dinner…”
A joke about leftovers was posted on Twitter by Amish PornStar™ on August 9, 2017: "I just wanna be rich enough to throw leftovers away after dinner instead of putting them in Tupperware and…
“I just want some cheese & quiet”
"I just want some cheese and quiet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is just a cheese lover's joke on the phrase "peace and quiet." "Cheese…
“I just want some cheese and quiet”
"I just want some cheese and quiet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is just a cheese lover's joke on the phrase "peace and quiet." "Cheese…
“I just want to drink coffee, create stuff and sleep”
"I just want to drink coffee, create stuff and sleep" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular with artists and writers. "'I Just…
“I just want to travel, take pictures, drink coffee and be happy”
"I just want to travel, take pictures, drink coffee and be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images "I just want to travel and listen to music and drink coffee and…
“I just want to: take photos, drink coffee, travel the world, meet new people, be happy”
"I just want to travel, take pictures, drink coffee and be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images "I just want to travel and listen to music and drink coffee and…