"Money will buy a dog, but only love will make him wag his tail" has been printed in many newspapers since 1921, when it was described as an epigram from India. In 1923, Forbes magazine…
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. There have been many jocular additions to the proverb. "Money won't buy…
"Money, marbles and chalk" (or "money, marbles or chalk") means "going for everything." Similar phrases might be "all the marbles" and "the whole kit…
"Money? I haven't heard that name in years" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "money? I haven't heard that name in years" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"Money's scarce/short/tight, times are hard. Here's your fucking Christmas card" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The card implies that no money will be…
"Monkey bars" can be found on playgrounds and are not bars that serve alcohol, but there are jokes. "As much time as I spent at the monkey bars in elementary school, I never once met…
"Monkeys write" (also "monkey writes") is an anagram of New York Times. The anagram -- one of the most popular -- has been cited in print since at least 1998. The Anagram Genius…
The popular Monopoly board game has players buy properties; a bad spin, however, could send a player in jail. "You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich…
Monopoly is a favorite board game. "Monotony is my favorite bored game" is jocular saying, with "Monotony" for "Monopoly" and "bored" for "board."…
Monopoly is a favorite board game. "Monotony is my favorite bored game" is jocular saying, with "Monotony" for "Monopoly" and "bored" for "board."…
"MONY MONY" was a Billboard #3 hit for Tommy James & the Shondells in 1968. James was looking at the "MONY" (Mutual of New York) building when he thought of using that for…
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
"Moon River" was written by Henry Mancini (music) and Johnny Mercer (lyrics) for the film Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961). The film was based on a short story by Truman Capote and it…
The "moose on the table" is similar to the "elephant in the room" -- a big or a difficult problem that no one seems to acknowledge and attempt to tackle. The expression has been…
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
David Packard (1912-1996), a co-founder with William Hewlett of Hewlett Packard (1939), didn't like costly acquisitions and believed that his company should stay focused. Packard wrote in The…
A joke appeared in the Chicago (IL) Record-Herald in 1901: "There are only two kinds of cooks.""For instance?""Those who can't cook and will cook -- and those who can…