“That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything…”
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent'" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
Big Nipple (Los Angeles nickname)
“That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, ‘I got nothing’”
"That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, 'I got nothing'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't you hate…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a dude”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a guy”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a man”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“That awkward moment when you’ve realized your muffin top has now become a pound cake”
"My muffin top is now a pound cake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has gone from fat in the middle (muffin top) to fat all around (pound cake).…
“That ball is gone, goodbye” (baseball home run call)
"Going...going...gone!" was a popular home run call by New York Yankees broadcaster Mel Allen (1913-1996). New York Mets broadcaster Ralph Kiner (1922-2014) used "Going, going, gone,…
“That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
“That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long”
"That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people" is a jocular line that has been printed on many…
“That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“That disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“That disappointing moment when you pull up to work, and it isn’t fully engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“That dog won’t hunt” (LBJ)
President Lyndon B. Johnson said "that dog won't hunt" in the 1960s. The ultimate origin of the phrase (used since at least the 1930s) is unknown, but LBJ certainly popularized it.…
“That face mask you were duped into wearing symbolizes you losing your freedom of speech”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. "That Face Mask you were duped into wearing symbolizes you loosing your Freedom of Speech" was written on a…
“That face you make after they take your guns” (skulls)
"THAT FACE YOU MAKE AFTER THEY TAKE YOUR GUNS" (shown on an image, with several skulls) was posted on Facebook by Socialism Kills on May 5, 2023. That is, when you give up your guns,…
“That funny little moment when you toss a bay leaf into the pot, pretending to know what it actually does”
People often put a bay leaf in a pot of something that they're cooking. They're often not sure what the bay leaf does, but it feels like magic. Or maybe it doesn't do much of…
“That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot”
"That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot” (or "That gas pedal hit(s) different when you're leaving the work parking lot") is a saying that has been…
“That gas pedal hits different when you’re leaving the work parking lot”
"That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot” (or "That gas pedal hit(s) different when you're leaving the work parking lot") is a saying that has been…
“That has too much cheese on it…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it”
This joke has been cited in print since at least November 1861: "'A man who'll maliciously set fire to a barn,' said Mr. Slow, 'and burn up twenty cows, ought to be kicked…