“Your debit card pays for things with past hours of your life”
"When you pay for things with a credit card, you’re paying with your future earnings. When you pay with a debit card, you’re paying with your past earnings" is an explanation of…
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary)
“Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… Only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home”
"Your dog immediately knows you're leaving the house when you put on nice clothes... Only because you usually look homeless when you're at home" is a saying that has been…
“Your dog isn’t vegan and your child isn’t trans.— Marcus Aurelius”
"Your dog isn't vegan and your child isn't trans. -- Marcus Aurelius" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your dog isn't vegan and your child isn't…
“Your dog isn’t vegan and your child isn’t trans.— Thomas Aquinas”
"Your dog isn't vegan and your child isn't trans. -- Marcus Aurelius" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your dog isn't vegan and your child isn't…
“Your fast food can be your last food”
"Your fast food can be your last food" is a fast food saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on the website Sloganshub on December 27, 2015 and on Twitter…
“Your feet are hurting because u r kicking so much ass”
"Your feet are hurting because u r kicking so much ass" is a running saying that has been printed on signs. "'Your feet are hurting because you're kicking so much ass"…
“Your fella wears a life jacket on the rowing machine in the gym”
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet... So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her" is a gym joke that has been printed on many images.…
“Your finest Scotch, please” (Scotch tape joke)
There's a difference between Scotch whisky and Scotch tape, but there have been several jokes. "A glass of your finest Scotch tape" was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015.…
“Your finest Scotch, please” (Scotch tape joke)
There's a difference between Scotch whisky and Scotch tape, but there have been several jokes. "A glass of your finest Scotch tape" was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015.…
“Your glass is empty. Would you like another?”/“Why would I want two empty glasses?”
A bar joke is: BARTENDER: I see that your glass is empty. Would you like another?BAR CUSTOMER: Why would I want two empty glasses? The joke was posted on Twitter on September 29, 2010, and went…
“Your government scares the shit out of you in order to take away your freedom”
"Your government scares the shit out of you in order to take away your freedom. I can’t believe we still have to explain this to people after all this time" is a saying that has been…
“Your government thinks you’re an idiot. Please stop trying to prove them right”
"Your government thinks you're an idiot. Please stop trying to prove them right" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular on T-shirts and bumper…
“Your grandfather didn’t sleep in a foxhole in a far away land…so you would surrender your guns”
"You grandfather didn't fight in a world war so you would [X}" is a meme that has been printed on several images. "Your great grandfather didn't sleep in a foxhole in a far…
“Your grandfather didn’t sleep in a foxhole…so you would have to show papers to buy food”
"You grandfather didn't fight in a world war so you would [X}" is a meme that has been printed on several images. "Your great grandfather didn't sleep in a foxhole in a far…
“Your grasshoppers (kangaroos) are bigger than ours” (Texas-Australia size joke)
Texas and Australia both boast about their large size, so it's no surprise that a Texas/Australia size joke appeared in the 1950s and is still told today. A Texan was visiting Australia.…
“Your groceries aren’t becoming more expensive; your money is becoming less valuable. Your supermarket is not the problem; your central bank is”
Economist and author Saifedean Ammous posted this on X/Twitter on August 18, 2024: "Your groceries aren't becoming more expensive; your money is becoming less valuable. Your supermarket…
“Your habits are driving your performance. Your rituals are creating your results”
"Your habits are driving your performance. Your rituals are creating your results" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Canadian-born motivational speaker and…
“Your health is an investment, not an expense”
"Your health is an investment, not an expense" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember, having a good health is an investment, not an expense!" was posted on…
“Your ignorance is their power”
"Your ignorance is their power" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1978, but became popular on many images (such…
“Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms”
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…