“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die” (Lenny Bruce)
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die" is a popular quotation by comedian Lenny Bruce, first recorded in the Saturday Review of May 20, 1972. The slight problem is that Lenny Bruce died…
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary)
“Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free…”
"Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free. The same thing happens with socialism" (or "Socialism is like a mouse trap. It works because the…
“Michelin star restaurants are cool and everything but have you ever had food from a gas station down south?”
The best food in the American south can often be found at gas stations. "Michelin star restaurants are cool and everything but have you ever had food from a gas station down south?"…
“Microwave clocks are the best indicator that the power went out recently”
Microwave clocks and stove clocks usually must be re-set after every power outage -- even an outage of a just few seconds. Many people have to re-set these clocks weekly or even daily.…
“Microwave clocks are the best indicator that the power went out recently”
Microwave clocks and stove clocks usually must be re-set after every power outage -- even an outage of a just few seconds. Many people have to re-set these clocks weekly or even daily.…
“Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes”
"Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. It's difficult to wait for food to cook in the microwave when…
“Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello”
"Microwave" is sometimes jocularly defined as "micro wave." "When a small child gives a goodbye hand gesture, I like to call it a microwave" was posted on Twitter by…
“Microwave: Here’s your hot plate of cold food. Me: Weird flex but OK”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like, ‘Here’s this hot ass plate with the cold ass food you wanted’”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: here is your hot bowl of cold soup”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: Here’s your hot plate of cold spaghetti”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves should have a Get Butter To Room Temperature Without Melting button”
Many people want butter to be at room temperature, but they don't want the butter to melt. This was posted on X/Twitter by Noah Garfinkel on October 15, 2023, and it received over 1,100 likes:…
“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work”
"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As one gets older, work seems a lot less fun and fun…
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Middle Age: When your age starts to show around the middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon”
"Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon" is a saying about high gas prices that has been printed on many images. "What would you do…
“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
“Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…