“Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?” (lawyer joke)
One of the oldest of lawyer jokes is about the criminal lawyer. A stranger comes into a place and asks, "Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?" One citizen replies, "Yes, but…
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“Is there a reason Uncle Sam is the most stilt friendly costume?”
The character "Uncle Sam" on stilts is a feature of many parades, especially Fourth of July parades. The character of "Uncle Sam" is usually pictured as a tall individual. Uncle…
“Is there a such thing as a pasta fetish and if so please tell me it’s called fetishini alfredo”
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that logic only apply to global warming?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that only work for climate change?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
“Is there an afterlife? Touch my car and find out”
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
“Is there any company whose phone options haven’t changed?”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“Is there baseball in heaven?” (joke)
A baseball joke has two old men make a pact for the first one to die to inform the other if there's baseball in heaven. "I've got some good news and some bad news," said the…
“Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?”
"Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?" was…
“Is there ever a time when customer service is not experiencing ‘high call volume’?”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out” (bumper sticker)
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
“Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out” (property sign)
"Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out" is an anti-trespassing sign (suggesting that trespassers will be shot) that has been printed on many images. The signs have been…
“Is this meat really wild?”/“Yes sir, it was absolutely furious when we shot it.”
Some food is listed as "wild," although many suspect that it's really farm-raised. A joke is: Diner: Waiter, is this boar/duck/meat/rabbit/salmon really wild?Waiter: When we…
“Is this pool safe for diving?”/“It deep ends.”
"Pun of the Day: Swimming can be easy or hard. It deep-ends" -- a pun on "depends" -- was posted on Twitter by Rosa Lei Steinard on December 1, 2009. "Swimming can be easy…
“Is this real life or is this just Fanta sea?”
Fanta is a fruit-flavored carbonated drink (often orange flavor). "Fanta Sea" (fantasy) is a pun that has been printed on many images. "If Kel loves orange soda, swimming in it would…
“Is this the helpline for alcoholics?”/ “Yes.”/ “How do I make a mojito?”
A "helpline for alcoholics" seemingly is for help to cure alcoholism, but a joke has it that alcoholics can call it for help on how to mix drinks. This was posted on Twitter by Paul…
“Is this the helpline for alcoholics?”/ “Yes.”/ “How do you make a piña colada?”
A "helpline for alcoholics" seemingly is for help to cure alcoholism, but a joke has it that alcoholics can call it for help on how to mix drinks. This was posted on Twitter by Paul…
“Is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?”
People never seem to look up from their phones. "Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?" is a jocular line…
“Is your fridge a morgue or a garden?”
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
“Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?”
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…