"Eating is crazy. You put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones then a meat tentacle pushes it down into a pool of acid" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
Some games require putting more coins or tokens in to continue playing. The game of life is a bit different. "Eating is kinda like 'insert here to continue playing'" was posted…
Many people believe that McDonald's fast food restaurants do not serve high quality food. "Haha! // Official @WcDonaIds twitter acct: 'We’re here to remind you that eating at…
"Produce" sounds like "pro-deuce," and a pun is: "Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That's why they call it pro-deuce." "Deuce" means…
Little Caesars is an American multi-national pizza chain. The gender neutral pronouns "Ze/Zir" are sometimes used to make a joke. "ze / zirs as in little caesars pizza ? is that…
"Eating Out Is Fun!" is a slogan that the National Restaurant Association first used in 1947. The Texas Restaurant Association used "Eating Out Is Fun!" in 1956 and regularly…
There's more to peanut butter than simply crushing peanuts, but many people don't think that way. "I love eating peanuts then mashing them with your teeth then BAM! Instant peanut…
Pizza rolls are sometimes described as miniature calzones. "Eating pizza rolls is just microdosing calzones" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Everett Byram on January 28,…
Most people eat spaghetti with a fork. "Eating spaghetti with a spoon" has come to have a larger meaning in American English, indicating something done using the wrong tool and with great…
Taco Bell food (or other Mexican food) can cause the runs (diarrhea). A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Trey on July 23, 2024: "Eating Taco Bell shouldn't count for calories because…
A pie/pi joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 26, 2015: "Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."…
Cheez-It (a cheese cracker) shouldn't be confuse with "chi zit," but there are jokes. "Cheez-Its are better than Chi Zits. #truth #fact #stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
"Eating well is a form of self-respect" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that eating well and taking care of one's body are important forms of…
eBay.com is an online auction and shopping website. A joke is: "eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches." The joke was first posted on Twitter…
Investor Warren Buffett called the financial crisis of 2008 an "economic Pearl Harbor" on CNBC's Squawk Box on September 24, 2008, and again on PBS's Charlie Rose Show on…
The economy causes worry among both economists and investors. The difference, as the saying goes, is that "economists are paid to worry." "Economists are paid to worry about the…
"Economists do it with models" is one of many professional "do it" jokes that have been put on T-shirts and bumper stickers. "Operations researchers do it with models"…
American journalist Murray Kempton (1917-1997) is credited for writing that "a critic (or an editorial writer) is one who walks down the hill, after the battle is over, and shoots the…
The formula for good speaking and good writing has been compared to a woman's dress -- "it should be long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to be interesting." The saying…
Author Salmon Rushdie said in 1990, "Books choose their authors; the act of creation is not entirely a rational and conscious one." The quotation has been frequently cited in books and in…