“Could you toast some bread?”/(raises wine glass) “Here’s to bread!”
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“Couldn’t believe dad stole from his road worker job. But when I got home, all the signs were there”
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“Count that day won when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes”
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“Countries don’t go bust”
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“Courage doesn’t mean you don’t get afraid. Courage means you don’t let fear stop you”
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