“Have you heard the joke about getting rid of COVID? It’s a riot!”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic in March and April 2020 was followed by the George Floyd protests in late May 2020. "Have you heard the joke about getting rid of COVID?? It's a…
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“Have you heard the one about the bad pole vaulter? It never goes over very well”
"I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well. Comment On This Pun!" was posted on Twitter by Just another Jokes on April 2, 2018. The joke…
“Have you noticed that since all the beauty salons have closed, nobody’s taking selfies?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in a lot of salons closing. "Have you Noticed that since all the Beauty Salons have closed Nobodies taking Selfies" was posted on Facebook by…
“Have you or a loved one been called a conspiracy theorist? You may be entitled to an apology”
"Have you been called conspiracy theorist in 2020? You may be entitled to an apology" and "Have you or a loved one been called a conspiracy theorist? You may be entitled to an…
“Have you seen the baked bean website?”/“I’ve only just got wind of it.”
A baked beans website pun is: Q: Have you seen the baked bean website?A: I've only just got wind of it. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the baked bean website?”/“I’ve only just got wind of it.”
A baked beans website pun is: Q: Have you seen the baked bean website?A: I've only just got wind of it. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the boxing website?”/“Yes, it really knocked me out!”
A boxing website pun is: Q: Have you seen the boxing website?A: Yes, it really knocked me out! The boxing joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the boxing website?”/“Yes, it really knocked me out!”
A boxing website pun is: Q: Have you seen the boxing website?A: Yes, it really knocked me out! The boxing joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the bus website?”/“Yes - it’s just the ticket!”
A bus joke is: "Have you seen the bus website?""Yes - it's just the ticket!" The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the bus website?”/“Yes - it’s just the ticket!”
A bus joke is: "Have you seen the bus website?""Yes - it's just the ticket!" The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the Dalmatian website?”/“No - haven’t spotted it so far.”
A Dalmatian website pun is: Q: Have you seen the Dalmatian website?A: No - haven't spotted it so far. The Dalmatian joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Dalmatian…
“Have you seen the dog bowl?”/“No, but he’s pretty good at skating!”
"Have you seen the dog bowl?" is a question that usually doesn't refer to bowling or cricket, but there are jokes. "'Anyone seen the dog bowl?' she asked.…
“Have you seen the dog bowl?”/“Yeah, his off-spin needs work.”
"Have you seen the dog bowl?" is a question that usually doesn't refer to bowling or cricket, but there are jokes. "'Anyone seen the dog bowl?' she asked.…
“Have you seen the dynamite website?”/“Yes, it really blew my mind.”
A dynamite website pun is: Q: Have you seen the dynamite website?A: Yes, it really blew my mind. The dynamite joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the hypnosis website?”/“Yes, but it put me to sleep.”
A hypnosis website pun is: Q: Have you seen the hypnosis website?A: Yes, but it put me to sleep. The hypnosis joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the new fishing website?”/“No, it’s not online yet.”
A fishing website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fishing website?A: No, it's not online yet. The "online"/"on line" joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.…
“Have you seen the new fishing website?”/“No, it’s not online yet.”
A fishing website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fishing website?A: No, it's not online yet. The "online"/"on line" joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.…
“Have you seen the new fruitcake website?”/“Yes - it’s my currant favorite!”
A fruitcake website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fruitcake website?A: Yes - it's my currant favourite! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March…
“Have you seen the new fruitcake website?”/“Yes - it’s my currant favorite!”
A fruitcake website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fruitcake website?A: Yes - it's my currant favourite! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March…
“Have you seen the umbrella website?”/“Yes, but it went right over my head.”
An umbrella website pun is: Q: Have you seen the umbrella website?A: Yes, but it went right over my head. The umbrella joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes…