“Two zombies were at a graduation party. One asked, ‘How was the grad you ate?’”
"Graduate" is sometimes written as "grad u ate" or "grad you ate." "What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate" -- a pun on…
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“Two-out hits will get you to heaven” (baseball adage)
Two-out hits in baseball help extend an inning (and the game, if it's the ninth and final inning). "Two-out hits will get you (in)to heaven" is a baseball adage that emphasizes how…
“Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?” (cheer)
"Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?" is a popular cheer. This related counting-out rhyme was printed in the Aberdeen (Scotland), Journal on March 11, 1880: "Ane, twa,…
“Tyler and Texas!”
President John Tyler tried to form a new party of Democratic Republicans, using "Tyler and Texas!" as its slogan. Tyler's Texas annexation treaty was rejected by the Senate, 35-16,…
“Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors”
"Typo" is short for "typographical mistake." The Greek word "typos" means "impression." This is not the name of a Greek god of spelling errors/mistakes, but…
“Typos is the Greek god of typing errors”
"Typo" is short for "typographical mistake." The Greek word "typos" means "impression." This is not the name of a Greek god of spelling errors/mistakes, but…
“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”
"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been credited to American statesman,…
“Tyranny is never invincible”
Nearly two million people protested in Hong Kong on June 16, 2019 against an extradition bill to send people from Hong Kong to mainland China for legal proceedings. A large protest sign stated:…
“Tyranny is that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”
"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been credited to American statesman,…
“Tyrants are not the problem. People obeying tyrants is the only problem”
"Tyrants are not the problem. People obeying tyrants is the only problem. The people have the power and always have" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tyrants are…
“Tzatziki is just Greek ranch dressing”
Tzatziki sauce (yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, sometimes with vinegar or lemon juice, and herbs such as dill, mint, parsley and thyme) has been compared to ranch dressing…
“Tzatziki is Mediterranean ranch dressing”
Tzatziki sauce (yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, sometimes with vinegar or lemon juice, and herbs such as dill, mint, parsley and thyme) has been compared to ranch dressing…
“U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich”
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
“u believe in stars? fool. those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“U-Haul in Texas is called Yee-Haul”
"Yee-Haul" (yeehaw + U-Haul) is sometimes given for a cowboy/Southern/Texas version of U-Haul. "When you're moving to Texas, it's not a U-Haul, it's a Yee-Haul"…
“U.S. Air Force: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Army: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Army: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
“U.S. Navy: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…