“There’s snowplace like home”
"There's snow place like home" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "There's no place like home" is a famous line from the song "Home! Sweet…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“There’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito”
"There's something missing in my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito/pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel…
“There’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a pizza”
"There's something missing in my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito/pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel…
“There’s too much blood in my caffeine system”
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. The saying has been cited in…
“There’s too much cheese on it…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“There’s too much cheese on this pizza…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“There’s too much month left at the end of the money”
"There's too much month left at the end of the money" is a jocular saying, the reverse of having money left at the end of the month. "In opulent America, on the other hand, we…
“There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami…”
American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) said in his act in 1999, as recorded by Comedy Central: "I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough,…
“There’s no such thing as government funded. It’s all taxpayer funded”
"There’s no such thing as government funded. It’s all taxpayer funded" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The exact authorship is unknown, but memes have been popular…
“There’s a correlation between how poorly a job pays and how many inspirational quotes there are”
Many workplaces have inspirational/motivational quotes on the wall. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 25, 2019: "There’s probably a correlation between how poorly a job…
“There’s a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you”
"There’s a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Only thing worse than incompetent morons are…
“There’s always that one pistachio that just tastes terrible”
Many people have noticed that in any bag of pistachios, there's always at least one pistachio that tastes absolutely terrible, spoiling the entire eating experience. "Theres always that…
“There’s elbow macaroni, but no knuckle macaroni”
There is "elbow macaroni," but no "knee macaroni" or "knuckle macaroni." "I like elbow macaroni, but I prefer knee macaroni. Or, if I'm not very hungry,…
“There’s never just one wet butt in a canoe. We’re all in this together”
"There’s never just one wet butt in a canoe. We’re all in this together" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Found this funny quote today 'There’s never just…
“There’s no ‘I’ in denial”
"There's no 'I' in denial" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "There's no 'I' in 'denial'" was posted on Twitter on March…
“There’s no ‘we’ in food”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no better biodegradable spoon than a tortilla chip”
Many people use tortilla chips as spoons for salsa and hummus. These chip "spoons" are environmentally friendly. "chips are just biodegradable spoons for home made hummus" was…
“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap”
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by the character Doug Heffernan…
“There’s no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do”
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter played from 1995 until 2014. His uniform number (#2) was retired in May 2017. Jeter told Yankees Magazine in May 1996: "My folks taught me at a very…
“There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one”
"There's no excuse for my behavior, so I'm drinking until I have one" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several ecards. "Clearly, there's no excuse…