“There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one”

“There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several ecards. “Clearly, there’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one” was posted on Twitter by Josh Hopkins on November 28, 2009.
 
   
Twitter
Josh Hopkins‏
@thedayhascome
Clearly, there’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
7:44 PM - 28 Nov 2009
 
Twitter
StephaSophie‏
@StephaSophie
Clearly, there’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one. (via @thedayhascome)
12:04 AM - 29 Nov 2009
 
Funny Status
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking…
December 2, 2013 Men Status Updates
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
 
Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
10:00 PM - 3 Dec 2013
   
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
3:30 PM - 16 Sep 2016
 
Facebook
TarpTime
September 18, 2016 ·
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
2:30 PM - 1 Mar 2017