“Santa used to say ‘Hey Hey Hey’ until he met your mom”
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
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“Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses”
"Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses" (that is, subordinate Santa Clauses) is an annual Christmas pun that's frequently included in Christmas joke collections. "Regards…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce" was posted on X/Twitter by Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey on April 7, 2024. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with…
“Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy”
"Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy" was posted on X/Twitter by Bliss Beach on November 28 2014. The saying means that sarcasm is intelligence with a little extra flavor. Other…
“Sarcasm is just one more service we offer”
"Sarcasm is just one more (free) service we offer" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. Both "sarcasm is just one more service we offer" and "sarcasm is…
“Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don’t know how to play chess”
Not everyone understands sarcasm. "Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don’t know how to play chess" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The…
“Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit”
"Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. It is usually listed as "author unknown." Sour cream is a topping that adds to the flavor…
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life” (joke)
Sarcasm often doesn't go well in the workplace, but this joke is from the website Sickipedia and was posted on Twitter on March 11, 2014: "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my…
“Saskatchewan is much like Texas — except it’s more friendly to the United States”
"Saskatchewan is very much like Texas — except it's more friendly to the United States" is often attributed to American politician Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965), who made the remark…
“Satire is something that closes on Saturday night” (theatre adage)
"Satire is what closes on Saturday night" is a 1937 quotation of playwright George S. Kaufman (1889-1961). Kaufman co-authored many popular comedies -- and satires -- but he felt that…
“Saturday—the day kids jump out of bed at 6am”
"Saturday. The day kids jump out of bed at 6am with all of the energy they claimed they didn't have all week long" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. "Why is…
“Saturdays are a reminder that life is meant to be lived eagerly and freely”
"Saturdays are a reminder that life is meant to be lived eagerly and freely" was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by Ann Ebert on December 7, 2024. It's not known if the saying…
“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling”
"Saturdays are for adventure(s); Sundays are for cuddling" is a weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "Saturdays are for ADVENTURES!" was cited on a blog on…
“Sauerkraut and bacon drive all care away”
"Sourkrout and bacon will drive all cares away" is one of the proverbs in the book Proverbs of the Pennsylvania Germans (1929) by Edwin Miller Fogel. While the saying has been used by…
“Sauerkraut is German kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sauerkraut is just European kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sauerkraut is just white people kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sausage flavored vodka: Absolut Wurst”
Absolut Vodka is made in southern Sweden. An "Absolut wurst" (absolute worst) pun applies to sausage-flavored vodka or vodka-flavored sausage. "Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst.…
“Sausages are just meat bananas”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Save a cow—eat a vegetarian”
"Save a cow -- eat a vegetarian" is a jocular saying that's been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. The saying is a meat eater's answer…