“Pretzels are just a vehicle for mustard”
Soft pretzels are often served with mustard. "Pretzels are only vehicles for mustard. I live in the fastlane" was posted on Twitter by Ticia Drake Isom on July 12, 2009. "Pretzels…
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“Price action makes market commentary”
"Price action makes market commentary" has been a catchphrase of Bill Murphy, a chairman and director of the Gold Anti-Trust Action Committee (GATA), since at least 2000. A price move in…
“Price it low, watch it go; price it high, watch it die” (real estate adage)
"Quote it low, watch it go" and "Quote it high, watch it die" are popular real estate adages in Australia and New Zealand, where real estate is sold at auction. If a price is…
“Prices lead fundamentals” (Wall Street adage)
Paul Tudor Jones II, the founder of Tudor Investment Corporation, said in Jack D. Schwager's Market Wizards: Interviews with Top Traders (1989): "I always believe that prices move first…
“Primark implies the existence of Primatthew, Priluke and Prijohn”
Primark is an Irish multinational fast fashion retailer. Primark has nothing to do with the Gospel of Mark (one of four New Testament gospels, along with Matthew, Luke and John), but there are…
“Prime rib is rib meat that’s only divisible by 1 and itself”
Prime rib usually doesn't have anything to do with prime numbers, but there are jokes. "I just found out that Prime Rib is rib meat that's only divisible by 1 and itself.…
“Prime ribs are just like regular ribs except they’re only divisible by themselves”
Prime rib usually doesn't have anything to do with prime numbers, but there are jokes. "I just found out that Prime Rib is rib meat that's only divisible by 1 and itself.…
“Primenesia (noun)—When you order so much Amazon Prime that you don’t know what’s in the box”
"Primenesia” (Amazon Prime + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon Prime. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets…
“Princess parking only. All others will be toad”
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
“Pringles are the particle board of potato chips”
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
“Pringles are the particle board of the potato chip industry”
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
“Pringles chips tubes need to be more like push pops. We have the technology!”
Pringles potato chips have a tube that cannot accommodate the human hand. Some people have suggested "push up" technology. This was posted on Twitter by Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) on…
“Pringles got into my carpet. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush”
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (1951) is a Christmas standard song by Meredith Wilson. If Pringles potato chips ("crisps" in the UK) get into your carpet, it…
“Print guns, not money”
Entry in progress -- BP "Print guns, not money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Reddit -- GunMemesCrossposted by u/El_Duderino_Brevity September 27, 2020Print guns not…
“Printing will continue until freedom improves”
"Printing will continue until freedom improves" -- that is, 3D printing of guns -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue…
“Prison may be just one word. But to others, it’s a whole sentence”
A prison sentence is not the same as a sentence in the English language, but there are jokes. One joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 31, 2017: "Prison may be just one word. But to…
“Prison walls are never built to scale”
Something "built to scale" doesn't literally mean "built to be scaled," but there are jokes. "Prison walls are never built to scale" was posted on the website Pun…
“Private Parking. Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer…”
A jocular sign about parking has been cited in print since at least 2004 and printed on several images: "PRIVATE PARKING UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, FLIPPED…
“Pro Ecclesia, Pro Texana” (Baylor University motto)
"Pro Ecclesia, Pro Texana" ("for church, for state/Texas") is the motto on the seal of Baylor University in Waco. Baylor is a Baptist university, and the motto was put on a…
“Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for”
Many people don't like meal prepping because the food is a little old and a person often develops a craving for something different. This was posted on X/Twitter by Pamela J. Hobart (the…