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“Normal people pay taxes. Millionaires pay accountants. Billionaires pay politicians”
"Poor people pay taxes, rich people pay accountants, very rich people pay politicians" was posted on Twitter by "I am Ann" on April 29, 2019. There are many variations of this…
“Normalize booing in the workplace”
"Normalize booing in the workplace" was posted on X/Twitter by *sigh*clops on May 24, 2024, and this received over 64,000 likes. The idea had been thought of before. "Normalize…
“Norse God mathematicians stick out like Thor sums”
The idiom to "stick out like a sore thumb" (to be very obvious) is sometimes expressed using the spoonerism "Thor sum." "'He sticks out like a Thor sum' -…
“North East West South Past And Present Event Report” (“newspaper” backronym)
"News" is not an acronym of "North, East, West, South" or "Notable Events, Weather and Sports," "Newspaper" is also not from "North East West South Past…
“North is a direction. The South is a lifestyle”
"North is a direction. (The) South is a lifestyle" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "North is a direction. The south is a lifestyle. #southerncharm"…
“North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…”
"If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere" is a famous line from the song "New York, New York" (1977), composed by John Kander, with lyrics by Fred Ebb. When North…
“Nos mean y la prensa dice que llueve” (“They pee on us and the press says it’s raining”)
"The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tells us it's raining" is a saying that has been printed on several images. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining” is…
“Noses are red, fingers are blue, I’m sick of winter. How about you?”
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…
“Noses are red, fingers are blue, I’m tired of winter. How about you?”
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…
“Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson. You find the present tense and the past perfect”
"Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson. You find the present tense and the past perfect. -- Robert Orben" was printed in the Family Weekly weekend newspaper supplement on July 5, 1974.…
“Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am at work”
"Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am in my house" and "Not all angels are in heaven. Me for example, I'm at work" are jocular saying that have been printed on…
“Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am in my bed”
"Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am in my house" and "Not all angels are in heaven. Me for example, I'm at work" are jocular saying that have been printed on…
“Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am in my house”
"Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am in my house" and "Not all angels are in heaven. Me for example, I'm at work" are jocular saying that have been printed on…
“Not all angels are in heaven. Me for example, I’m at work”
"Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am in my house" and "Not all angels are in heaven. Me for example, I'm at work" are jocular saying that have been printed on…
“Not all Democrats are felons, but most felons are Democrats”
"Not all Democrats are criminals/felons, but most criminals/felons are Democrats" is an anti-Democrat political line said by some Republicans. "Not all Democrats are felons and…
“Not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows”
Televised sports have been compared to game shows. "not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows" was posted on Twitter by ethan on July 1, 2018. "All sports that are…
“Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: ‘Goodbye, class’”
"Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: 'Goodbye, class'" is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. "Not all goodbyes are bad. Especially if the goodbye…
“Not all gyros wear crêpes” (“Not all heroes wear capes”)
"Not all heroes wear capes" is a popular saying, meaning that not all heroes are comic superheroes such as Superman. "Not all gyros wear crêpes" '' "gyro"…
“Not all math puns are bad. Just sum”
"Not all math puns are bad. Just sum" is a joke that was posted on Reddit on May 30, 2016. "Math puns are bad, and then sum" -- a similar joke -- had been posted on Twitter on…