“Never trust an electrician with fuzzy hair”
"Never trust an electrician with fuzzy hair" is a joke. The fuzzy hair may mean that he has been shocked. "Never trust an Electrician with fuzzy hair" was posted on Sickipedia…
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“Never trust anyone named Chris. If Chris crossed applesauce, what do you think he’ll do to you?”
Wiktionary: criss-cross applesauce Adverb criss-cross applesauce (not comparable) 1. (childish, US, regional, idiomatic) (of sitting): Cross-legged. Sit criss-cross applesauce. Usage notes…
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee”
"Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm all for drinking coffee, never trust anyone who doesn't drink…
“Never trust anyone who isn’t kind to animals”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“Never trust anyone who orders a medium pizza”
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza. "@FabMissK: 'Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who…
“Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee”
"Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Never trust anyone who smiles before morning…
“Never trust anyone who smiles on a Monday”
"Never trust anyone who smiles on a Monday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Monday is the traditional start to the work week. "Never trust anyone who smiles…
“Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning”
"Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning" is a one-line saying that is usually work-related. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men's Humor on April 9, 2013.…
“Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea correct on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…
“Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Never trust atoms. They make up everything” (science joke)
"Never trust atoms. They make up everything' is a science pun that has been printed on many images. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 26, 2012: Q: Why can't you…
“Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something”
People who use graph papers are always plotting something, or so the joke goes. "You should always be suspicious of people with graph paper. They're probably plotting something" was…
“Never trust politicians or weather forecasters”
“The old adage, 'Never believe weather forecasters or politicians'" was cited in a 2015 North Vancouver (British Columbia) newspaper, when a former CBC meteorologist decided to go…
“Never trust someone who dislikes dessert”
"A simple life lesson to avoid getting hurt: never trust someone who dislikes dessert" is a dessert rhyme that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July…
“Never trust someone who isn’t kind to animals”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“Never trust someone who pours milk in their bowl before the cereal”
"Never trust someone who pours milk in their bowl before the cereal" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Most people pour the cereal in the bowl first, then the milk.…
“Never trust someone who spells gonorrhea correctly on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…
“Never trust someone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…
“Never trust weather forecasters or politicians”
“The old adage, 'Never believe weather forecasters or politicians'" was cited in a 2015 North Vancouver (British Columbia) newspaper, when a former CBC meteorologist decided to go…
“Never trust your life with people you can’t trust with your wallet”
"Never trust your life with people you can't trust with your wallet" and "Never entrust your life to those whom you can't trust with your wallet" are sayings that have…