“Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder” (military saying)
"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder" -- that is, it's probably of the cheapest quality -- was part of a jocular "Murphy's Laws of Combat"…
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“Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone”
People often lose their cell phones. "Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Never get a bread appetizer at an Indian restaurant. It’s a naan-starter”
Naan is a leavened, oven-baked flatbread. A naan appetizer, a joke goes, is a "naan-starter" (non-starter). "I thought I had a good idea for an Indian appetizer, but it was a naan…
“Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man”
Heterosexual affairs by politicians have historically been tolerated, but homosexuals affairs have not. "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man" (or, "Never get…
“Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run”
"Take the money and run" is an old expression. A jocular twist was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 13, 2017: "Never give a donation to someone collecting for a charity marathon.…
“Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run”
"Take the money and run" is an old expression. A jocular twist was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 13, 2017: "Never give a donation to someone collecting for a charity marathon.…
“Never give an opponent free publicity”
"Never give an opponent free publicity" is a political maxim of unknown authorship. The rule applies most to a candidate who is ahead in the polls; the front-running candidate can simply…
“Never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice”
"Never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never give anyone the opportunity to waste your…
“Never give support to a law unless you would let your worst enemy enforce it”
"Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZSqJtwUEbvJF 'Never give support to a #law unless you would let your worst enemy enforce it'" was posted on Twitter by iambinarymind on September 28,…
“Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it”
"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterQuotes ❤️@wordstionaryNever give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.11:44 PM - 22 Jun 2018
“Never give up on things that make you smile”
"Don't/Never give up on (the) things that make you smile" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never give up on things that make you smile" was…
“Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry. Also, don’t go clothes shopping when you’re naked”
"Never go grocery shopping when you're hungry" is a popular modern adage. You're liable to buy more food if you're hungry. Does a similar rule apply to clothes shopping?…
“Never go shopping when you’re hungry”
"Never go shopping (for food) when you're hungry" is a modern adage, cited in print since at least 1971. Studies showed that a hungry shopper spent more and a well-fed shopper spent…
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died”
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died" is advice that American humorist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) gave to readers of her newspaper column in January 1975. If a doctor…
“Never go to a wedding in the winter. Someone always gets cold feet”
To “get cold feet” means to be nervous or anxious about an upcoming event. People often get cold feet at weddings. "Never go to a wedding in the winter. Someone always gets cold feet"…
“Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little”
"Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little" (or "Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little") is…
“Never hint to a printer that you’re in a rush. Those bastards smell fear”
"Don't let your printer know you're in a hurry. They smell fear" (or "Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear") is a jocular…
“Never hold an inquiry unless you know what the outcome will be”
"Never hold an inquiry unless you know what the outcome will be" is a popular political philosophy in Australia. "Never hold an inquiry unless you know the outcome" was cited in…
“Never hook with a hooker” (boxing adage)
"Don't/Never hook with a hooker" is a boxing adage. The origin of the expression is unknown, but it was applied at the "Fight of the Century" between Muhammad Ali and Joe…