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“Don’t let your printer know you’re in a hurry. They smell fear” (or “Never hint to a printer that you’re in a rush. Those bastards smell fear”) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The printers always seem to break down when they’re needed the most.

“Printers are like bees, they smell fear & anxiety” was posted on Twitter by Lisa Stewart on September 15, 2008. “In addition to hearing, Printer also has keen olfactory sense. It can smell fear and desperation. Printer grows meaner” was posted on Twitter by Jennifer Liss on February 4, 2009. “I THINK THE PRINTERS CAN SMELL FEAR” was posted on Twitter by gut hunty on December 9, 2009.

“Don’t let your printers know you’re in a hurry…they smell fear and print your stuff the slowest way ever” was posted on Twitter by 1800-Lover Boy on November 14, 2013. “Don’t let your printer know you’re in a hurry. They smell fear. Paper jams are no accident” was posted on Twitter by Slightly funny Jew on November 15, 2013. The saying possibly originated on an image.

”’@FuckJerry: Never hint to a printer that you’re in a rush. Those bastards smell fear’ #truth” was posted on Twitter by Bear on February 3, 2015. (The original tweet is no longer available.)

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Lisa Stewart
@eclisastewart
Replying to @CreativeJunkie
@CreativeJunkie Printers are like bees, they smell fear & anxiety.
10:11 PM · Sep 15, 2008·Twitter Web Client

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Jennifer Liss
@cursedstorm
In addition to hearing, Printer also has keen olfactory sense. It can smell fear and desperation. Printer grows meaner.
10:39 AM · Feb 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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gut hunty
@emblybobembly
I THINK THE PRINTERS CAN SMELL FEAR
10:38 AM · Dec 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Craig Ringer
@craig2ndq
Printers can smell fear, and feed off crushed lives.
3:35 AM · Mar 8, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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1800-Lover Boy
@horchatapapi
Don’t let your printers know you’re in a hurry…they smell fear and print your stuff the slowest way ever
1:09 AM · Nov 14, 2013·Twitter for Android

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Djungleskog
@adesimuffin
If you’re in a hurry to get a document printed, never show urgency.
Printers can smell fear and can be real dicks.
4:40 AM · Nov 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Slightly funny Jew
@Dani_Feld
Don’t let your printer know you’re in a hurry. They smell fear. Paper jams are no accident.
4:43 AM · Nov 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Sarah-Lena Gombert
@Frau_Gombert
Facebook-Fundstück: “Don’t let your printer know that you’re in a hurry. They smell fear.” Wie wahr, wie wahr… 😉
5:50 AM · Nov 15, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Paul Robinson
@paulrobinson68
Never let your printer know you’re in a hurry, they smell fear.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
3:59 AM · Jul 12, 2014·Buffer

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Bear
@VTB3AR
Replying to @FuckJerry
“@FuckJerry: Never hint to a printer that you’re in a rush. Those bastards smell fear” #truth
12:39 PM · Feb 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Boldomatic
@Boldomatic
Never hint to a printer that you’re in a rush. Those bastards smell fear. #boldomatic
4:03 PM · Feb 25, 2015·Boldomatic on iOS

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rascal c.
@bubbibubbii
Never hint to a printer that you’re in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.
8:22 PM · Apr 14, 2021·Twitter for Android

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El Arroyo is at El Arroyo.
July 9, 2021 at 12:33 PM · Austin, TX ·
FAX
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
NEVER GIVE YOUR
PRINTER HINTS THAT
YOU’RE IN A RUSH,
THEY CAN SMELL FEAR