“Living under a rock” (uninformed)
Someone who has been "living under a rock" is someone who doesn't know even the most popular cultural events. A person "living under a rock" has no media -- no radio, no…
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“Living with a dog consists of 90% following each around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Living with a toddler is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a toddler is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" was posted on Facebook by April M Ponder on March…
“Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking”
Many commercials for pharmaceuticals show people living life to the fullest by engaging in outdoor activities. A contrary view was posted on Twitter by todd dillard on July 21, 2022, and received…
“Lo mein is just Chinese spaghetti”
Lo mein is often compared to spaghetti. "Lo Mein is Chinese spaghetti" was posted on Twitter by The Howell Report on March 5, 2009. "in my opinion, lo mein is chinese spaghetti. idc…
“Load your brain before you shoot off your mouth”
"Load your brain before you shoot (off) your mouth" means the same thing as "think before you act." The "load your brain" saying has been cited in print since at least…
“Loans and debts make worries and frets”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The proverb is cometimes credited to John Ray's 17th century book of English proverbs, but it does not appear there. Google BooksThe Salt-Cellars:Being a collection…
“Lobster is just a vehicle for butter”
Many people believe that lobster is rubbery and flavorless, but is actually an excuse for eating butter. "Had the first lobster of my life on Wednesday. Lobster = vehicle for butter. Am I…
“Lobster is just a very elaborate excuse to eat melted butter”
Many people drown lobster in butter. Do they really love lobster, or do they love butter more? "God invented lobster to give us an excuse to eat melted butter!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Lobster is just an expensive excuse to eat melted butter”
Many people drown lobster in butter. Do they really love lobster, or do they love butter more? "God invented lobster to give us an excuse to eat melted butter!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Lobster rolls not gender roles”
"Lobster rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Lobster rolls not gender roles" was posted on Twitter by F. Murray Parma Ham on May…
“Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things”
"Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, "lobster tail" and "beer" becomes "lobster"…
“Lobster tail and beer. Three of my favorite things”
"Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, "lobster tail" and "beer" becomes "lobster"…
“Lobster: n. a highly skilled tennis player who can play overhead shots”
Lobsters have nothing to do with mobsters or "the lob," but there are jokes. "Tonight's Groaner: If a mobster is a member of the Mob, what's a lobster a member of?"…
“Local advertising is sold, not bought”
"Local advertising is sold, not bought" is a popular axiom of advertising. Many local businesses don't have large advertising budgets -- if any at all. A newspaper or a website, for…
“Local apartment building had only one opening left. It’s last but not leased”
"Last but not leased" is a real estate pun on "last but not least." "We need one more person for our four bedroom apartment. He's last but not leased" was posted…
“Local Food: Thousands of Miles Fresher”
"Local Food: Thousands of Miles Fresher" is a popular bumper sticker that was created by the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project (ASAP) of Asheville, North Carolina, in 2003. The…
“Location! Location! Location!” (real estate adage)
It's often said that the three most important things to know about selling real estate are: "location, location, and location." It is assumed that this saying comes from New York…
“Lock ‘em up”/“Hellview of Bellevue” (1961); “For You” (1973)
Jazz great Charles Mingus (1922-1979) recorded "Hellview of Bellevue" (also titled, "Lock 'em up") in 1960. He was actually locked up there. In 1973's album Greetings…