“Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second register”
Walmart almost never, it seems, opens enough checkout lanes. "Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register" was posted on Twitter by BSU…
Nicknames/Slogans
“Due to personal reasons, I need money”
"Due to personal reasons, I need..." is a meme. "Due to personal reasons, I need a hug" is one popular version of the meme. Another version involves money. "Due to personal…
“Due to personal reasons, I need more money”
"Due to personal reasons, I need..." is a meme. "Due to personal reasons, I need a hug" is one popular version of the meme. Another version involves money. "Due to personal…
“Due to personal reasons, I’ll still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fluffy this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, I'm still going to be fluffy this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March,…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help”
"Due to personal reasons, I’m going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that people who post many…
“Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, imma still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to recent airplane malfunctions, it is now socially acceptable to clap when the plane lands”
Many people clap when their plane lands and it's the end of a safe flight. Experienced travelers often cringe at the clapping. However, in early 2025, there were several plane crashes, and the…
“Due to the quarantine… I’ll only be telling inside jokes”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused some quarantines. "All jokes are inside jokes now that we're on quarantine" was posted on Twitter by aubs on March 16, 2020. "All jokes…
“Due to the recent outbreak of Corona virus, kissing ass has been temporarily suspended”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic changed many workplaces. This jocular work notice was posted on Twitter by @AhmedTawfiq on March 30, 2020: "NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES DUE TO THE RECENT OUTBREAK OF…
“Due to the shortage of cleaning supplies, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap”
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (1976) is a hard rock song by the Australian band AC/DC. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created panic buying (and shortages) of some cleaning supplies.…
“Due to travel restrictions, America had to invade itself this year”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to travel restrictions, the United States had to invade itself this year”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to travel restrictions, the USA had to invade itself this year”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to travel restrictions, this year the United States had to organize the coup at home”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am at work”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am at work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The "unfortunate circumstances" probably are that the speaker does not have…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker would rather be in bed sleeping, but must do things, perhaps to take care of…
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober”
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker would like to be drinking alcohol, but perhaps can't afford it or must…