“Do not make your mask from masking tape”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Masking tape is not necessarily just for face masks, but there are jokes. "If I tear my mask, can I use…
Nicknames/Slogans
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer”
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee/piss on your computer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Do not meddle in the affairs of…
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup”
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and…
“Do not meddle in the affairs of Unix, for it is subtle and quick to core dump”
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" is from The Fellowship of the Ring (1954) by J. R. R. Tolkien (1892-1973). There have been many jocular…
“Do not regret growing old. It is a privilege denied to many”
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. "Be glad to grow old; it's privilege denied to many" was…
“Do not reward yourself with food. You are not a dog”
"Do not reward yourself with food. "You are not a dog" (or "Don't reward yourself with food. You're not a dog") is a dieting saying that has been printed on many…
“Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job”
"Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup ba.mountain-folk…
“Do panic attacks count as cardio?”
"Do panic attacks count as cardio?" and "Panic attacks are my cardio" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. "panic attacks are my cardio workout!"…
“Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off of stress & iced coffee”
"Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off of stress & iced coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore?”
"Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?" is a jocular line, referring to a time long ago when people ran from animals for survival. "Do people who run know that…
“Do people who run marathons know about cars?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do people who run marathons know that they don’t have to?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do people who run marathons know they can just drive?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?”
Many drivers slow down when they see a police car. "Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?" is a jocular saying. "Do race horses slow down when they see a police…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh no it’s a cop’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh no it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit it’s a cop’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, ’Oh shoot, it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, ’Oh crap/no/shit/shoot, it’s the cops/police’?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do you think regular dogs…
“Do regular trains feel insecure when they read magazines with pictures of model trains?”
"Model trains" aren't like fashion models, but there are jokes. "Model trains aren't that much hotter then regular trains" was posted on X/Twitter by Casey W Bell on…