“You want to see social distancing? Lend them some money”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements for social distancing. "Do you want to practice social Distancing ?? Just lend some money to someone. He himself will keep…
Nicknames/Slogans
“You wash dishes, and two weeks later you have to do it again”
Brooklyn-born comedian Joan Rivers (1933-2014) hated housework. She said in 1966: "You wash dishes, make the beds, dust -- and then two weeks later you have to do it all over again."…
“You were born a cow, but now you are a fish” (joke)
A popular Catholic joke is told about a person who eats meat on Friday, converts to Catholicism, but then still eats meat on Friday. He justifies this by baptizing his food, saying, "You were…
“You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success & endowed with the seeds of greatness”
"Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and endowed with the seeds of greatness" (also "You are/were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and…
“You weren’t educated. You were programmed. They didn’t teach you how to think—they taught you what not to question”
"You weren't educated. You were programmed. They didn't teach you how to think -- they taught you what not to question" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“You will be happier if you will give people a bit of your heart rather than a piece of your mind”
"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "You will be happier if…
“You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid…”
"You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid while being told to drive electric cars" is a saying about government illogic and nonsense that…
“You will be told to reduce your AC usage to save power while being told to drive electric cars”
"You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid while being told to drive electric cars" is a saying about government illogic and nonsense that…
“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 31 August 1926, News-Democrat (Belleville, IL), pg. 8, col. 8:Note to "Discouraged": You will find the key to success under the alarm clock. 15 October 1926,…
“You will never always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined”
"You will never always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one can't always be…
“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the law”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the laws”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint as the celebrities that lecture you about yours”
"You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint as/than the celebrities that lecture you about yours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never leave a bigger…
“You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint than the celebrities that lecture you about yours”
"You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint as/than the celebrities that lecture you about yours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never leave a bigger…
“You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out”
"You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out" (also given as "you win a few, you lose a few" and "sometimes you win, sometimes you lose") is a popular…
“You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Name ingredients in Pop Tarts”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“You work for your money. The government prints it out of thin air. This devalues your money…”
The futility of working in America under an unfair system of government was posted on X/Twitter by Sal the Agorist on September 22, 2021: "You work for your money. The govt prints it out of…
“You wouldn’t worry about what people may think of you if you could know how seldom they do”
"You wouldn't worry about what people may think of you if you could know how seldom they do" is a popular quotation that has been credited to many people. Eleanor Roosevelt…
“You: ‘Curly fries.’ Me, an intellectual: ‘Rotatoes’”
Many people believe that "curly fries" should be called "rotatoes" (rotate + potatoes). "Curly fries should be called 'rotatoes'" was posted on Twitter by…
“You’d be amazed at how many times I fucked around without finding a single thing out”
"Fuck around and find out" (FAFO) is a popular saying. If someone messes around with the speaker, then that person will fin out the consequences. "You'd be amazed at how many…