“Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional”
"Pain is inevitable, suffering/misery is optional" is an inspirational proverb that has been printed on many posters. M. Kathleen Casey (or Kathleen Casey Theisen) is often credited with…
Mile High City (Denver nickname)
“Pain is temporary, film is forever” (film adage)
"Pain is temporary, film is forever" is a movie adage that has been printed on many images. It take a great deal of effort to make a movie, but that pain is temporary and the film is…
“Pain is temporary, pride is forever” (sports and exercise adage)
"Pain is temporary, pride is forever" is a popular sports and exercise adage that has been printed on many T-shirts. "Pain is temporary, success is permanent" was a message hung…
“Pain is weakness leaving the body” (exercise adage)
"Pain is (just/only) weakness leaving the body" is a popular exercise adage seen on items such as posters and T-shirts at many gyms. The saying has been popular in the U.S. Marine Corps…
“Pain makes you stronger; fear makes you braver; heartbreak makes you wiser”
"Pain makes you stronger, fear makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. An ending of "So thank the past for a better…
“Paint the town red”
Entry in progress -- B.P. (Oxford English Dictionary)paint, v.transitive. colloq. (orig. U.S.). to paint the town (red) (and variants): to enjoy oneself flamboyantly; go on a boisterous or…
“Pair off in threes”
"Pair off in threes" is a jocular line that several coaches have given to their players. American football player and coach Ernie Godfrey (1892-1980) was credited in 1937 for "Now…
“Pairing wine is easy. Me + a glass of wine = a pair”
"Pairing wine is easy. Me + a glass of wine = a pair" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Pairing wine is easy! Me + a glass of wine = a pair 🍷" was posted…
“Pakistanis can’t play soccer well because every time they get a corner, they open a shop”
People from Pakistan and India (and other nationalities) have reputations for opening businesses, but not being very good at soccer. A riddle is: Q: Why doesn't Pakistan have an international…
“Pakistanis can’t play soccer well because every time they get a corner, they open a shop”
People from Pakistan and India (and other nationalities) have reputations for opening businesses, but not being very good at soccer. A riddle is: Q: Why doesn't Pakistan have an international…
“Palestine will be free from the river to the sea”
"From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" is a political slogan that has been printed on many images. The river is the Jordan River, and the sea is the Mediterranean Sea. For…
“Pallbearers are technically dead lifters”
"Deadlifting" does not involve lifting a dead person, but there are jokes. "Pallbearers really do deadlift" was posted on Twitter by @MadTitan666 on August 24, 2013.…
“Pallbearers are the ultimate dead-lifters”
"Deadlifting" does not involve lifting a dead person, but there are jokes. "Pallbearers really do deadlift" was posted on Twitter by @MadTitan666 on August 24, 2013.…
“Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pancake Day really crêped up on us”
Pancake Day is SHrove Tuesday. "Pancake Day really crêped up on us" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. "Pancake Day already? That's Creped up on us…
“Pancake jokes are for tossers”
Pancake jokes are popular on Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday). There are many pancake puns about pancake jokes. "My dog told me that my pancake jokes are as flat as the pancakes themselves"…
“Pancakes are just boneless waffles”
"Pancakes = Boneless Waffles" was was posted on Twitter on March 6, 2013. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones. Perhaps the…
“Pancakes are just morning pizzas”
Pancakes have been called the morning or breakfast version of pizza. "Pancakes are just morning pizzas with syrup instead of cheese...brilliant move, whoever!" was posted on Twitter on…
“Pancakes are my alter-Eggo”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…